(OLD) Total Drama World Tour 2 Prologue

(-ZOEY-)

Zoey: I loved it, thanks for taking me out.

Mike: No problem.

(Zoey feels a vibrate in her pocket, so she reaches in and pulls out her phone.  She looks at it and reads a text.)

Zoey: It’s my mom, she says there’s something for me in the mail.

Mike: Cool, let’s drive over to your house.

(Mike and Zoey get into Mike’s car and he drives over to Zoey’s house.  The two arrive at the house and go inside.)

Zoey: So mom, what was in the mail?

Zoey’s Mother: (Hands her an envelope) It’s from someone named Chris McLean.

Zoey: Chris?  (Takes the envelope and opens it.  A paper unfolds and she begins reading.)

Mike: What does it say?

Zoey: It says I’ve been invited to compete on the next season of Total Drama, and possibly win one million dollars!  ...But I wouldn’t want to compete without you.

Mike: Hey, why pass up a chance to win a million dollars?  I don’t even want to go back.  Cameron and I will root for you!

Zoey: Well… alright.  Thank you!  If I win, then I’m going to share that million with you!

(Mike and Zoey kiss each other)

Mike: I guess I should get going now.  I have to go back to work in an hour.  I’ll see you on TV!

Zoey: Goodbye Mike!  I love you!

Mike: I love you too Zoey!  (Exits)

(-DAWN-)

(Cuts to Dawn meditating in her tree as a bird, carrying an envelope in its beak, flies over to her.)

Dawn: (Takes the envelope) Thank you! (Pets the bird)

(The bird flies off as Dawn opens up the envelope)

Dawn: I wonder what this could be…? (Pulls the letter out of the envelope and begins reading it)

Dawn: Another season on… (gasps) Total Drama?  And this time it will be a second season around the world?  (Her eyes widen with excitement as a rainbow forms over her head)  This means I’ll get to see all the adorable creatures who live on this planet!  

(All the animals in the tree climb down to Dawn’s position, and she looks at them all with starry eyes)

Dawn: If I win, I’m going to open up the world’s biggest animal shelter and save all the cute little animals on this planet.

(-HEATHER AND ALEJANDRO-)

(Cuts to Heather and Alejandro eating at a fancy restaurant.  The two look into each other’s eyes as they are eating.  Seconds later a teenager dressed in a Total Drama Intern uniform approahes them)

Intern: Got a delivery for, uh… (Looks down at two envelopes) Heather and Alejandro?

Alejandro: That would be us.

Heather: What do you want?  We’re on a date right now.

Intern: (Hands both of them envelopes)  These are for you two, from Chris McLean.

Heather: Chris…?  Get out of here! (Takes her envelope)

Intern: Look, I’m just the messenger-

Alejandro: (Takes the envelope) Can you leave now?

(The intern rushes out as Heather and Alejandro open the envelopes.)

Heather: Great.  Another Total Drama season?  No way.

Alejandro: No, they cannot make me go back.

(They look at their letters, then each other, then their letters again.  Afterward, they glare at each other, and grab their plates with food on them.  The two of them stand in defensive positions and then throw the plates at each other.  Heather ducks underneath the plate Alejandro threw and Alejandro swerves his body to the right to dodge the one Heather threw.)

Alejandro: Muy Bien, I’m getting the chance to win another million dollars!

Heather: Not if I’m competing!

(Alejandro begins to run out of the restaurant, and Heather grabs him by the arm as he tries to escape.  Alejandro pushes on her forehead, trying to escape from her grasp.)

(-MAX-)

(Cuts to Max’s bedroom, which is dimly-lit and filled with various junk.  A book with the title “Taking Over The World For Dummies” is seen on the ground, half-open.  Laser guns, cracked beakers, and crumpled-up papers litter the ground.  Max is sitting at his computer, typing in “How to take over the entire world” in a search bar.  Suddenly, a “ding!” chimes from his computer.  Max sighs, then opens up a separate tab as he checks his email.)

Max: What could be so important that I would even bother to look at it as I am plotting my takeover of the entire world?!

(Max opens his e-mail and reads it.)

Max: Chris McLean?  My oldest nemesis wants me to return?  ...I accept. (continues reading) A trip around the entire world?  Why, this is perfect!  Chris McLean, you fool!  (Laughs evilly as the room darkens some more and lightning can be heard crashing in the background)

(-NOAH AND OWEN-)

(Cuts to Noah's and Owen’s departure on The Ridonculous Race.  They both look a bit disappointed, if not completely bummed out.  )

Owen: That was fun!  What reality show are we doing next?

Noah: (Sighs, and turns away)

Owen: Are you still upset about-

Noah: Didn’t I tell you not to bring that up?  Besides, we’ve been asked to do the next season of Total Drama.  It’s in our contracts.

Owen: Another season of Total Drama!  Yes, I’m so excited!

Noah: Did you not read the contracts before we signed up for Ridonculous Race?

Owen: Do you think I could win another million dollars?  Yes, Owen’s going to win another season, baby!  Whoo!

Noah: Well, it’s also another world-tour season-

Owen: Wait, does this mean we’re riding in a plane again?

Noah: No, we’re going to teleport everywhere this time.

Owen: Really?  We can do that?

Noah: Just… come on.  We’re going to be late at this pace.

(-TYLER-)

(Cuts to Tyler on the ground, holding his leg in pain.  He’s cringing and his face is red.  A group of other jocks surround him.)

Jock 1: Hey!  Stop your whining and get up!  Thanks to you, we lost!  Again!

Jock 2: Next time you do this, you’re off the team!

Tyler: Come on guys, it’s not my fault my leg is broken!

Jock 3: It’s just sprained though.

Tyler: Well it feels broken!

Jock 1: You only sprained your leg because all you think about is your girlfriend!  Who is a total idiot, by the way!

Tyler: Take that back.  No one makes fun of my Lindsay!  (He stands up, basically forgetting about the sprained ankle)

Jock 2: Hey, so you really could walk!

(The coach walks in, holding an envelope.)

Coach: Tyler, this is for you.

Tyler: (Takes the envelope and opens it)

Jock 1: Probably telling him that he’s kicked off the team.

Tyler: So… I’m invited to another season of Total Drama?!  Yes!  (Runs off immediately) Lindsay, I’m coming back!

Coach: Hey wait, come back!  We need to talk about the team!

Jock 1: Wouldn’t it be easier to just kick him out now?

(-SKY-)

(Cuts to Sky practicing at the gym.  She is standing on her hands atop a balancing plank.  Her sister walks over to her in the midst of this.)

Sky: H-hey sis, I see you’re back from New York!

Sky’s Sister: Yeah, I am!  I had a great time.  So anyway, before I came here, I went by the house and mom told me to give this to you. (Hands her an envelope)

Sky: Kinda… in the middle of something here- (She lifts her right arm up, but suddenly falls over the side of the plank.  However, her quick reflexes allow her to catch her footing before she touches the ground.)  Thanks! (She takes the envelope, and opens it up to see the letter as she begins reading)

Sky’s Sister: What is it?

Sky: It’s a letter saying I’ve been invited to... compete on another season of Total Drama!  Yes!  Now this is exciting!

Sky’s Sister: Oh, that’s fantastic!  Since you’ve gotten yourself in much better shape since then, I have no doubt that you’ll crush the competition this time!

Sky: You bet!  I can’t wait!  ...Well, I’m just kind of hoping Dave got an invite too.  Even if he’s not ready to accept my apology.  (She sighs, then sits down as she takes a sip from a bottle of water at her side)  Even though Keith broke up with me, I’m not sure if Dave is willing to be friends.

Sky’s Sister: If he competes on this season, you should at least tell him you’re sorry.  You’ll regret it all your life if you don’t.

Sky: You’re right!  I won’t let you down!  Now, to celebrate this, I’m going to try for sixty seconds this time!  (She positions herself like she was earlier, standing on her hands atop the plank.  Her sister exits.)

(-IZZY-)

(Cuts to Izzy running in a forest in a zigzag formation as a helicopter is chasing after her.)

RCMP: (Points a spotlight at Izzy) Freeze, do not move!

Izzy: (Stops) Darn it, I thought I got rid of you guys! (Keeps running while trying to avoid the spotlight)

(The RCMP’s helicopter continues to chase after Izzy.)

RCMP: You still have not payed us off completely, you are coming with us!  There is no escape now!

Izzy: (Running faster) You’ll never catch me alive!

(Izzy continues running, but suddenly she trips over a rock, hurdling her off a cliff and into a nearby lake.  She is about to scream, but covers her mouth on the descent to the lake.)

RCMP: Where did she go?  You get back here right now!

(Izzy hides underwater, looking up past the surface.  After a few seconds, the helicopter turns around as the spotlight disappears, darkening the surrounding area.  Izzy then remerges from the surface.)

Izzy: (Laughing) Couldn’t catch me this time! (Suddenly, a large, dark hand touches her shoulder.  She practically jumps as her face turns blank, then she slowly turns around to face a shadowy figure.)

???: (With a dark, menacing voice) You’re coming with me.

Izzy: Get away from me!  (Kicks the figure behind her, knocking it into the water with a splash!.  She then looks down as the figure emerges to the surface.)  ...Chef Hatchet?!  Have you been following me like some crazy psychopath?

Chef:  Oh, the irony.  (From seemingly out of nowhere, he pulls out his spaghetti gun and aims it at Izzy.)

Izzy: Whoa, I am not dealing with this again!  (Also from out of nowhere, pulls out a paintball gun and aims it at Chef.)

(Chef and Izzy glare at each other, aiming their guns.  Both of them have their fingers on the triggers, both ready to shoot the other.  The two fire at exactly the same time.  However, Chef’s spaghetti blasts through Izzy’s paintballs, striking her and knocking her down into the water again.)

Izzy: (Lifts her head out of the water, then gasps for air) What do you want from me?!

Chef: Oh, I don’t want you for anything.  (As Izzy tries to dash off, he grips Izzy by the leg and shoves her into a large sack.) Chris wants you for another season of Total Drama.

Izzy: (Trapped in the bag, muffled) Yay for another season!  But can you let me out of here now?  It stinks in here!

(-DJ-)

(Cuts to a TV that is showing a kitchen that DJ is cooking in.  He is wearing a white chef hat and apron, and he is giving his audience a warm smile.)

DJ: Hello audience, welcome to another episode of Cooking with DJ!  Today, we will be making one of my all-time favorites:  Pizza!  (A sound effect of an audience cheering plays)

(DJ walks to a counter placed behind him and stands behind it.  The ingredients for pizza are all lined up for him - a bowl with pizza dough, a jar of pizza sauce, a block of cheddar and mozzarella cheese, a pineapple, and a large ham are directly in front of him.)

DJ: Let’s begin!  First, we’ll-

???: DJ!

DJ: I’m in the middle of cooking right now-

(The cameraman, dressed in a white t-shirt and black baseball cap runs onto the set.)

Cameraman: We just got an envelope, for you!

DJ: Alright, we’ll get back to you after this commercial break!

(The TV is shut off.  It cuts to the set, where DJ is talking with the cameraman.  Lights and cameras are all pointed at this set DJ is cooking on.)

DJ: Alright, let’s see what this says.  (Opens up the envelope, and begins reading the letter inside.  His smile fades into a look of absolute terror as he drops the letter onto the ground.)  No way, I can not compete on another season of Total Drama.  I swore I would never do that again.

(A Total Drama Intern rushes onto the set.)

Intern: DJ!  I guess Chris knew you’d try to back out, so we brought a copy of your contract… yeah… you legally have to do this.

DJ: (Begins to sweat, then slowly begins to hyperventilate as he drops down onto his knees.  He holds his head in distress and looks upward at the ceiling.)  (Screaming) Noooooooooo!

Intern: Are you done yet?  Also, just between you and me, (leans in closer to DJ) (whispering) I suggest you make a lot of pizzas like you were about to do, and let the rest of the contestants eat some before they have to eat Chef’s awful excuse for food.

DJ: (Begins to catch his breath, then takes a deep breath and stands up.)  You know, that’s not such a bad idea.  I really don’t want to compete again, but at least I’d be reuniting with some friends, and hey maybe I’ll make some new friends too.

(-LIGHTNING-)

(Cuts to a football stadium where Lightning and his team are playing.  The scoreboard at the top reads HOME - 12 AWAY - 12.  Lots of fans are lining the bleachers, cheering and screaming.  He has the ball in his hands, and is running in a zigzag formation as he evades all the other players.  Just narrowly, he makes it over the line and scores a touchdown, winning for his team.  The scoreboard now reads HOME - 16 AWAY - 12.)

Lightning: And Lightning wins this game! (Throws the ball onto the ground and kissing his biceps) Who’s the best football player here? (Continues kissing his biceps) You are!  Sha-bam!

(The crowd roars with excitement, and the rest of Lightning’s team each grab the energy drink cooler and dump it on Lightning, who gets soaked with green energy drink.  He doesn’t seem to mind.)

Coach: Good job, Lightning!  You just won for the team!  Now, I just got this letter.  It’s for you!

Lightning: (Takes the envelope) It’s probably a scholarship to play college football!  (Opens it and reads the letter)  Oh, it’s just another Total Drama season?  That’s it?

Coach: I’ll write a letter of recommendation for you if you win.

Lightning: Never mind, I’m goin’!  Sha-Lightning!  (Runs off)

(-GWEN-)

(Cuts to Gwen’s House, Gwen is in her room, lying on her bed and watching a movie.  She is in her pajamas and wrapped in a blanket.  Suddenly, she hears a knock at her bedroom door.)

Gwen: (Sighs, then reaches for a remote and pauses the movie) Come on in.

(Gwen turns her head to the door, and sees her brother walk in.  He’s holding a letter in his hand.)

Gwen: What do you want?

Gwen’s Brother: I just checked the mail and there was something for you.  (Hands her the envelope)

Gwen: (Opens the envelope, pulls out a letter and reads it.  She then glares at her brother and tears up the letter into shreds.)  Oh no, I am not competing on another season of that crap.  You can go tell Chris to stick it.

Gwen’s Brother: But what about your contract?  Aren’t you kind of legally obligated to compete?

Gwen: Don’t remind me!  I am sick of competing on Total Drama!  I especially don’t want to compete again after what Courtney pulled last season.  Now, get out.  Don’t bother me any more tonight.

Gwen’s Brother: (Shrugs, then slowly walks out of her room while looking back at Gwen.)

Gwen: Out!

Gwen’s Brother: Sorry!  (Suddenly dashes out of her room and slams the door)

(-BRICK-)

(Cuts to a boot camp, cadets are seen running through an obstacle course, one of them being Brick)

Sergeant: HUT, TWO, THREE, FOUR!  HUT, TWO, THREE, FOUR!

(Every soldier makes it to the end of the obstacle course.  They are all sweating and panting.  Some of them are on the ground, in pain.)

Sergeant: (Blows whistle)  Hit the showers.  I’ll see you again in 0-500 hours.

(The soldiers begin to head to the showers.)

Sergeant: Cadet Brick!

(Brick turns his head back toward the Sergeant.)

Brick: What is it sir?

Sergeant: (Hands him an envelope)  I’m not sure what it is, but it’s for you.

Brick: (Takes the envelope and opens it)  An invitation to the next Total Drama season?

Sergeant: Usually I wouldn’t let my soldiers leave, but since you’re legally obligated, I’ll let you go.  Make your country proud, soldier!

Brick: (Salutes) Sir, yes sir!

(-HAROLD-)

(Cuts to Harold in his room on his computer playing a roleplaying game with some friends.  They are all chatting with their webcams.)

Harold: No, you’re doing it all wrong!  Save that spell for the boss!

Friend 1: This is my first time playing this game, give me a break!  How do I restore mana again?

Friend 2: Do we have to explain this to you again?

Friend 1: I have a life outside video games, you know!

Harold: Haven’t you been to Gaming Steve’s Video Game Camp?

Friend 1: No, I haven’t.  What does that have to do with anything?

Friend 2: What?  You’ve never been to Gaming Steve’s Video Game Camp?  Get out of here!

Harold: Let me handle this.  (Is about to click on a spell icon, but suddenly the “ding!” sound of a notification echoes through his room.) Hold on guys, I’ve got an e-mail. (Opens it and reads it.)

Friend 2: Hey come on Harold, don’t leave us hanging like this!

Harold:  Guys.  We’re going to have to save this for another time.  Because I have been selected to compete on another season of Total Drama!

Friend 2: Whoa, awesome!  If you win, you should buy us all the downloadable content this game has!  I’m seriously loving the Halloween costumes.

Friend 1: Wait, this game has DLC?!

Friend 2: Have you ever played a game that doesn’t have one?

Friend 1: Come on, I just want to know how this game works!   When are you leaving?

Harold: It’ll be in a week.  So, let’s get back to slaying orcs and killing dragons!

Friend 1: And saving princesses!

Friend 2: There are no princesses in this game.

Friend 1: Wait, really?

(-TOPHER-)

(Cuts to Topher in his room pretending to be a Reality TV Show Host, he has a picture of Camp Wawanakwa in the background.)

Topher: Welcome back to another season of Total Drama!  I’m your new host Topher!  Today, twenty-two contestants will be competing for one!  Million!  Dollars!

Topher’s Mother: (Offscreen) Topher, are you pretending to be a reality TV show host again?

Topher: (Sweating and pulling on his collar) No mom, I’m just…

Topher’s Mother: Do I need to lecture you about the dangers of being famous again?!

Topher: Mom, there’s nothing wrong with being like Chris McLean!  He is the greatest and sexiest host of all time!  Besides me, of course.

Topher’s Mother: What did you just say?!

Topher: Um… (sighs) Nothing, mother.

Topher’s Mother: Good.  Also, there’s some mail for you in the kitchen.  I put it on the table.  You know, if you ever come out of your room.

Topher: Wait, really?!  Maybe it’ll be an invitation to host the next season of Total Drama!  (Dashes out of his room instantly, then a few seconds later, comes back into the room.  He sighs, then sits down on his bed.)

Topher’s Mother: What was it?

Topher: Just an invitation to compete on a Total Drama season.  Not really what I was hoping for.  Oh well, it’s an opportunity to meet Chris McLean again!

Topher’s Mother: You better not!

Topher: I don’t care, mom!  I’m leaving, so you can’t tell me no!  (Reality TV host voice) Will I be able to replace Chris?  Will this season be the best season yet?  Find out on this exciting season of Total Drama… uh… Topher!  Total!  Drama!  Topher!

(-DAKOTA-)

(Cuts to a hospital room.  A figure obscured by white blankets is lying down in a white bed)

???: (Laying down and holding up a mirror to her face)  I’m human again!

Surgeon: Well kind of, I’ve removed most of the radiation from you, but some of it was impossible to remove.  You should still at least look exactly the same though.  Dakota, I’m going to let your father come in and let him see you.

Dakota: (Sets the mirror down onto her stomach) Okay.

(Dakota’s father enters the room)

Dakota: Hi Daddy!  Look, I’m human again!

Mr. Milton: My angel has been changed back!  (He embraces her, and Dakota smiles)

Dakota: The doctor said that there’s still some radiation in me, but I’m okay with that.

Mr. Milton: Listen, Dakota.  I got something in the mail inviting you to compete on another season of Total Drama.  Now, I wasn’t going to allow you to compete, but you are old enough to make this decision yourself.  And if Chris McLean tries anything funny, I’ll sue.

Dakota: You know… I think I’ll go!

Mr. Milton: Okay, you will be leaving in a week. Since you need to stay here for some time before you can go home, I invited your boyfriend to come and visit you before you leave.

Dakota: (Starry-eyed) Where is he?  I want to see him!

Mr. Milton: He is in the waiting room, I’ll go get him.

Dakota: Thank you, Daddy!

(Mr. Milton exits, then a few seconds later he comes back with Sam)

Sam: Hi Dakota!  I, uh, see that you’ve changed back.

Dakota: Are you okay with it?  I know you liked me as a monster, but this is what I want.

Sam: It might take me some time to get used to, but I’m okay with it.  It’s your choice, and I still have the most beautiful girlfriend ever!

Dakota: (Blushes) Awe, Sam!  Listen, I’m going to be competing on the next season of Total Drama, so I would like you to spend some time here with me before I leave next week.

Sam: Oh, I’d love that!  I brought all my games too!  Let’s enjoy this week together!

(-LINDSAY-)

(Cuts to the Galleria Mall.  Lindsay and her sister are walking around.  Both of them are carrying more shopping bags than anyone should realistically ever carry.)

Lindsay: Hey Paula, let’s go shopping at Albatross & Finch!

Paula: Oh yes, we should totally go!  I want to go on a date with one of the Greeter Gods!  They’re so hot!

Lindsay: I don’t, I already have Tyler.  (She blushes)

Paula: I thought he broke up with you?  Because you forgot his name in front of his parents?

Lindsay: Well yeah, but he told me he was sorry and we got back together!  I can’t wait to see him again!

Paula: Okay then, let’s go inside and shop.

(Before the two of them can enter, Lindsay hears her phone ring.  She pulls out her phone and sees a text message pop up.  She flashes an excited smile.)

Lindsay: Maybe it’s from Tyler?!  (Opens up the text message) Okay, so it’s not from Tyler, but Chip says that he wants me to compete on another episode of Total Drama!  Eeeeee!!

Paula: (Covers her ears, smiling at Lindsay) Congratulations!   But wait, how does Chris have your number?

Lindsay: Who cares, I have a chance of winning a million again!  (Screams again) Eeeeeeee!!

(A security guard rolls by on a segway by while she is screaming)

???: I’m going to have to ask you to leave maggot.  You are disturbing the peace of the mall.

Lindsay: Sorry, Ryan.

???: The name is Ron.

Lindsay: Oh, sorry.

Ron: Just get out of here, before I have you under arrest.

Paula: Can you even do that?

(-COURTNEY-)

(Cuts to Courtney laying on her bed crying)

Courtney: (Crying)  What have I done to Gwen?  Why did I have to make that chart?  I can’t believe I did all this.

(A knock on her door is heard)

Courtney: (Still crying) Don’t come in!  I don’t want to talk to anyone right now!

(Courtney’s Mother enters the room anyway)

Courtney: What did I say about entering the room-?

Courtney’s Mother: Something came in the mail and it’s for you. (Hands her an envelope)

Courtney: (Opens the envelope, then begins reading the letter) It says that I’ve been invited for another season of Total Drama?  But I don’t think winning will help me with my problem.

Courtney’s Mother: Courtney, you haven’t stopped thinking about Gwen since you got back home.  Come on, you’re a CIT!  You shouldn’t be worried about things like this. 

Courtney: I know, but she was my best friend, and now everyone thinks I’m this mean, bossy girl who can’t accept loss!

Courtney’s Mother: (Remains silent for a few seconds) You know, you should go and see if Gwen will be there.  If she is, you should make it up to her.  Then you can focus on winning!

Courtney:  That’s right, I can do this.  I’m going to make things right with Gwen, and I’m going to win this season!

(-SCARLETT-)

(Cuts to the newly rebuilt Playa Des Losers)

Chris: (Sitting in a long beach chair by the pool drinking lemonade.  He is wearing designer shades.) Almost time for another season of Total Drama.  And you know what that means.

(Chef walks up to him while holding a giant bag over his shoulder.  The bag is squirming and shaking around)

Chris: What’s in the bag?  (He lifts his shades up.)

Chef: It’s one of this season's competitors.  You know, that crazy psycho girl.

Chris: Chef, isn’t that technically considered illegal?  Not that I have any problem with that. (Laughs) I wonder what will happen this season?

Chef: Chris, we’re supposed to have twenty contestants this season, but you only sent nineteen letters.

Chris: What?  I don’t make mistakes like that.  I might just have to fire one of my interns.

(An intern walks up to them)

Intern: Hey Chris, do you need-

Chris: Hey whatever your name is, you’re fired!

Intern: Wait, don’t fire me yet!  I have something for you.  (Hands him some papers)

Chris: What is this?  (Flips through the papers, skimming through each one)

Chef: What is it?

Chris: It’s just some medical records.  Apparently, Scarlett from last season went through some therapy and now she’s not evil anymore.

Chef: Are you sure you can trust some papers that some intern handed you?

Intern: They came in the mail and the package said it was from her father.  I think it’s real.

Chris: Who cares?  I’ll allow her to compete.  If she were to try and blow up my plane, I’ll disqualify her again, like I did to Sierra on Season 3.  (He gets up from his chair) Well, it looks like we’re ready to begin this season.

Intern: Hey, so-

Chris: Oh yeah, you’re still fired.

Intern: Crap, I needed this job!  (He exits)

Chris: Stay tuned, because we have another trip around the world coming soon!  Right here on Total Drama World Tour 2!