(OLD) Total Drama World Tour 2 Episode 4

Total Drama World Tour 2
Episode 4: All About That Base
Written by: SilverthehedgehogMan
Edited by: V-Create

(Cuts to the Total Drama Jumbo Jet’s cockpit)

Chris: Last time, on Total Drama World Tour 2!  The contestants went on an adventure to the Tian Tan Buddha Statue in Hong Kong.  Harold proved that, even though no one cares what he has to say, he can get a panda to do as asked. (Shows clip of Harold giving a panda bamboo) Max proved that he is a terrible teammate. (Shows clip of Max putting the helmet on a panda)  I got to watch Owen get absolutely pulverized! (Shows clip of a panda attacking Owen)  In the end, it was Brick and DJ who proved themselves to be the best teammates when they carried the panda to the statue! (Shows clip of Brick and DJ running up the stairs with a panda)  Another victory for the Ferocious Falcons!  Due to the Hasty Hawks’ loss, a new conflict ended shortly, (Shows montage of clips of Dakota and Max’s conflict) because Dakota was the one who ended up taking the Drop of Shame. (Shows clip of Dakota jumping out of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet).  The Falcons currently hold a streak of two victories, can the Hawks break it?  Will Max prove that he can stay another night?  And will Courtney ever fix things with Gwen?  Probably not for the last one, but no one will know for sure until they watch this episode of Total.  Drama.  World Tour, Part 2!  No, just World Tour 2.

(Opening Theme)

(Cuts to First Class where Zoey and Gwen are relaxing in the massage chairs.  They are looking at the sketches in Gwen’s sketchbook.)

Gwen: (Shows Zoey sketches) Here’s my sketch of Trent that I did back on Season 1.  Man, that brings back some memories.

Zoey: You still have that?  Isn’t it unhealthy to hang onto things like that?

Gwen: I was going to tear it out, but I decided to keep it, just as a memory.  It’s one of the best sketches I ever made, really.  (Sighs) Even though I hate this show, I’d like to have at least some good memories from it. (Turns pages to see a sketch of Courtney) Oh… I forgot I did this.  What is this doing here-(Is about to tear it out)

Zoey: Wait stop!

Gwen: Huh?

Zoey: I don’t think you should do that.  Just… hold onto it for right now.

Gwen: Why though?  I’ve already told everyone that I’m done trying to be her friend.  I hate seeing her face everywhere I go!

Zoey: Maybe you should give her another chance?  I don’t think she’s ready to give up on you.

Gwen: She might as well just give up, because I’m done with her.  Yes, I know now that it’s mostly my fault, because I kissed Duncan when he was still with Courtney and didn’t feel guilty about it, but I dumped him, because I felt like she was more important.  But guess what, she didn’t care! She just made that stupid chart and backstabbed me after everything I did for her!  I don’t understand why you want me to give her a chance, especially since she was mainly targetting you when she made it.

Zoey: Yeah, but-

Gwen: Zoey, listen to me, as your friend I am trying to protect you.  She is not trustworthy, do not listen to anything she says.  Not only that, but once we lose, I think I’m just going to quit.  I just don’t want to be on this show anymore.

Zoey: Wait, no!  Don’t quit, please!  You’re my only real friend on this team!  Besides, would you really want to pass up a chance to win a million dollars like that?

Gwen: Money can’t buy me another season with Chris or Courtney.

Zoey: But Gwen, after you ruined things with Courtney, you were willing to do anything to have her forgive you!  Now she is doing the same, you should think about that.

Gwen: (Sighs) I’ll try, but she has until one of us is eliminated.  If she can’t prove to me that we should be friends before then, I am done with her.

Zoey: That’s a little harsh… but it’s a start.

(Confessional: Zoey)

Zoey: It may not seem like it, but Gwen still wants to be friends with Courtney.  She’s just… scared.  But I will help them become friends again!

(End of confessional)

(Cuts back to first class with Owen at a table with a plate filled with cookies.  He grabs the plate and has them slide into his mouth.  Noah is taking a nap.)

Owen: Hey interns, can I get some more?

Intern: But you’ve already had six plates full of them!  We don’t have any more!

Owen: But Chris said it was all you can eat.  Give me more cookies! (Glares at the intern)

Intern: (Scared) Okay, I’ll get you more, but please don’t hurt me!

Noah: (Jolts awake in shock) What just happened?!

Owen: I just told them to make me some more cookies, that’s all.

Noah: Right...

(Confessional: Noah)

Noah: I’m usually not one to care, but that was... unusual of Owen to do something like that.  When did he get so entitled all of a sudden?

(Confessional: Owen)

Owen: Oh no! I didn’t mean to scare the intern, I’m just stressed out, because I don’t know how to tell Izzy how I’m feeling.  Man, I wish I never left her.

Noah: Owen, I never thought I’d have to tell you this for a seventh time, but you weren’t the one to leave.

Owen: I just… want to apologize, and get back together with her.

(End of Confessional)

(Cuts to economy class, where Heather is still trying to motivate her team, but she continues to fail.)

Heather: Alright, so we just… lost again.  What is wrong with you?!  I thought you wanted to win!  Now, are we gonna do our best out there, or are we gonna do our best out there?!

Max: I feel even less evil after hearing that.

Alejandro: Why would they listen to you after everything you’ve done on this show?  I think I can be the one to motivate this team.

Heather: And you’re one to talk?  What makes you think they’ll listen to you?  You have done much worse than I have.  I should take charge!

Alejandro: Are you willing to bet on that?  Whoever can motivate the team first gets to be team leader!

Heather: Deal!

(The two of them grin at each other and shake hands)

(Scarlett laughed as she had listened in on their conversation.)

(Confessional: Scarlett)

Scarlett: Heather and Alejandro trying to motivate our team?  This is going to be… interesting, to say the least.  Let’s see how this pans out.

(End of confessional)

(Cuts to the Total Drama Jumbo Jet’s dining hall where Chris is lecturing the contestants)

Chris: Good morning contestants, or should I say…. Okay morning?  Halfway-decent morning?  Tolerable morning?  Nah, let’s just be real.  Bad morning! (Laughs)  Because you’re all going to get really messed-up today! (Laughs more)

Courtney: How are you not tired of torturing us after all these years?  Don’t you want some other way to get your sick kicks now?

Chris: The best things in life just never get old.  Anyway, I called you all here, because Chef will be landing the plane immediately!  Any Questions?

Contestants: (Raise their hands)

Chris: (Looks at his watch) Whoops, time’s up!  We’re already here!

(Cuts to a giant baseball stadium and the Total Drama Jumbo Jet lands inside, scraping off some of the grass inside the field.)

Chris: Alright everyone, time to get off the plane!  We have arrived at our next destination.

(Chris, Chef and the contestants exit the Total Drama Jumbo Jet.)

Chris: Welcome to Wrigley Field, located in Chicago, Illinois!  Not sure if this is the most well-known baseball stadium of all time-

Harold: The most well-known baseball stadium of all time is-

Chris: No one cares, Harold.  This was the first to pop up when I looked up well known baseball stadiums.  Anyway, for today’s challenge, you will be playing baseball, except with more pain added to it. (Laughs)  But first Chef needs to move the plane, because we’re on a budget right now and we don’t have insurance to repair the plane in case of any damages from this game of baseball.  So we’ll be right back.

(Chris and Chef go back inside the Total Drama Jumbo Jet and fly away.)

Owen: So what do we do while we wait?

Gwen: Let’s talk crap about Chris!

Noah: That’s not such a bad idea. I’ll begin: that man forced me to cancel my date with my girlfriend just so that I can risk my life to try and win a million, even though I will most likely fail.  My Emma is more valuable than any million Chris can try to make me win.  He’s also sadistic and kind of psychotic.  I hate him.

Tyler: I never thought I’d hear you say something like that.

Noah: We all know I hate Chris.

Tyler: No, I mean, the thing about Emma.

Owen: I never thought that either, but then he changed because of love.  He and Emma are just like what Izzy and I used to be- (Starts bawling)

(Confessional: Owen)

Owen: Izzy, I miss you!  Take me back please!  I can’t go on without you anymore!

(End of confessional)

Chef: (Enters the baseball stadium wearing a referee uniform) (Blows whistle)

Chris: (Enters the baseball stadium wearing a baseball coach uniform)  Time to plaaaaaaaaaayyyyy ball!  Here’s how it will work, it will be like a normal game of baseball, but with some of my own touches to it, which will be a surprise, wink wink!  There will also be only three innings, because that’s all we need, and we’re pressed for time.

(Confessional: Chris)

Chris: What?  We’re losing funding for this show.

(End confessional)

(Each team goes inside their dugouts.)

Chris: One more thing!  Inside your dugout, you’ll probably notice a variety of bats, gloves and balls-

Lightning: Pft-

Chris: (Glares at Lightning) You can use any you like, but I would be careful because-

Tyler: (Picks up a baseball bat and gets electrocuted by it) (Screams) Hey, how did that happen?!

Chris: (Laughs) That is why you should be careful!  Falcons, you will be batting first, so all of the Hawks must exit their dugout and take different parts of the field!  By the way, I don’t care who bats in what order, because I know I will be satisfied no matter what, but everyone must bat before someone can do it again.  Let the game begin!

(The Hawks are all on the baseball field.  Alejandro is the pitcher, Scarlett is the catcher, Izzy is the first baseman, Dawn is the second baseman, Heather is the third baseman, Tyler is the shortstop, Max is the left-fielder and Lindsay is the right-fielder.)

Chris: And tough luck for the Hawks, they don’t have a center fielder!  That’s because they don’t have enough team members! But guess what, I don’t care!  Falcons, who’s batting first?

Sky: I will! (Grabs a bat, and walks out to the plate)

DJ: Be careful, Sky!  We still don’t know how this equipment works...

Sky: Don’t worry, this bat is fine… (Drops it, then picks it back up) Except it is a little hot... I’ll just have to hit the ball as fast as I can so that I don’t burn my hands. ((Steps up to the plate)  I’m ready!  Please throw the ball fast.

(Alejandro throws the ball toward Sky and Scarlett.  As Scarlett is about to catch the ball, Sky swings her bat and it hits the ball sending it flying toward Max.  As the ball flies toward Max, Sky drops the bat and begins running the bases.)

Sky: Gotta go fast!

Heather: Catch the ball, Max!

(Max plays around with a gadget and is hit by the ball)

Max: Ouch, you heroes better watch where you’re throwing these flying orbs of terror and pain!

Heather: Just pick up the ball and throw it to me, so I can get Sky out!

Max: (Picks up the ball and burns his hand dropping the ball) Ouch, I think this ball is made of heroism!  It’s burning my hand!

Heather: You’re hopeless!  Tyler, why don’t you grab the ball and throw it to me?!

Tyler: (Sees Sky crossing home plate) I would, but Sky just scored her team a point!

Chris: And Sky makes the first point for her team!

Heather: Ugghhh!  We’re already off to a terrible start!

Alejandro: Want me to be the leader? (Grins)

Zoey: Wow, that was amazing!  Nice job, Sky!

Sky: Thanks!  Who wants to go next?

Owen: I’ll go! (Exits the dugout and enters the field)  I’m ready! (Grabs the bat that Sky used) Ow, it burns!

Sky: I warned you...

(Alejandro throws the ball, but Owen swings too late.)

Chris: Strike one!

Sky: Owen, get your head in the game!

(Alejandro throws the ball again, but Owen swings too early.)

Chris: Strike two!

Owen: I’m sorry!  But this bat is still burning!  Ow!

Sky: Owen!  Swing as soon as I tell you to!

(Alejandro throws the ball)

Sky: Now swing!

(Owen swings the bat and this time it hits the ball, and drops the bat)

Owen: Wow, I hit it!

Falcons: (Except Lightning) Owen, go!

Owen: Oh, right! (Starts running to first base)

(Owen is about to touch first base, but Izzy runs toward him with the ball and tags him)

Izzy: Ha, tagged you!

Chris: Batter out!

(Confessional: Owen)

Owen: (Bawling) Why would Izzy do this to me?!  Maybe she doesn’t want to get back together...

(End of confessional)

(Cuts back to the baseball stadium where Noah is up to bat.  Alejandro throws the ball, but Noah swings too early.)

Chris: Strike one!

(Alejandro throws the ball again, but Noah swings too early again.)

Chris: Strike two!

Sky: Come on, Noah!  You’ve got this!

Noah: This bat is slippery!  I’m having trouble holding onto it!  And sports just aren’t my forte in general.

(Alejandro throws the ball again, but Noah swings too early again.)

Chris: Strike three! Batter out!

(Confessional: Noah)

Noah: Like I said on Season 1, sports... not my forte.

(End of Confessional)

(Harold is up to bat.  Alejandro throws the ball, but Harold swings too late.)

Chris: Strike one!

(Alejandro throws the ball and Harold hits it and the ball flies toward Lindsay and hits her in the eye)

Lindsay: Ow!  My eye! (Lindsay falls over onto the ground)

Tyler: Lindsay! (Runs over to her)

Heather: Tyler!  What are you doing?  Get the ball!

Tyler: Lindsay is more important than the ball! (Picks up Lindsay, who now has a black eye)

Lindsay: Ow that hurt! Is my face ugly now?

Tyler: (Cringes) You look… great.

Lindsay: R-Really?

Tyler: Y-yeah.

Heather: Hello, we still need to get Harold out!

Tyler: Here! (Picks up the ball and throws it to Heather)

(Harold sees Heather catch the ball and stops on second base.)

Chris: And Harold is safe!  Who’s batting next?

Brick: I’ll go! (Walks over to the field and picks up the bat) I don’t care how hot that bat is, because I’ve felt enough pain at boot camp, this is nothing compared to that!

(Alejandro throws the ball and Brick hits it on his first try.  The ball flies toward Dawn, who is unable to catch it but picks it up once it hits the ground.  She throws it toward first base which Brick is about to run to, but her lack of arm strength causes her to not throw it very far.  Brick then passes first base and heads toward second base.  While Brick runs toward second base, Harold makes it to home plate.)

Chris: Another point for the Falcons!

Harold: And that is how to score a point!  You want to know the best baseball strategy?  The first thing you do, is-

Sky: Harold?  I scored a homerun… on my own.

(Tyler grabs the ball, but trips and lets go of it causing Brick to pass second base.)

Heather: Really, Tyler?!  Alejandro, the ball is right next to you!  Pick it up and throw it to me!

Alejandro: (Picks up the ball) Lo tengo! (Throws it to Heather)

Heather: (Catches the ball and tags Brick)

Chef: (Blows whistle)

Chris: Batter out!  Change sides!

(The falcons are now all over the field.  Brick is the pitcher, Owen is the catcher, Courtney is the first baseman, Gwen is the second baseman, Courtney is the third baseman, Sky is the shortstop, Lightning is the left-fielder, Noah is the right-fielder and DJ and Harold are both center-fielders.  The hawks are in their dugout deciding on who will be batting first.)

Tyler: How about I bat first, I’ll do exactly what Sky did!  (Grabs a bat and is electrocuted again)  Aww man, I grabbed the electric bat again!  I need to switch bats.

Heather: Just get out there and bat! (Pushes Tyler out of the dugout)

(Tyler walks over to home plate and gets ready to bat.  Brick throws the ball and Tyler is about to swing, but gets shocked instead.)

Chris: Strike one!

(Brick throws the ball again, and Tyler is shocked by the bat again, so he is still unable to swing.)

Chris: Strike two!

Lindsay: Come on, Tyler!  You can do it!

Sky: Are you really cheering him on?

Lindsay: What?  He’s my boyfriend.

(Brick throws the ball again, and this time Tyler manages to swing the bat, but is still electrocuted.  Although he ended up swinging too late.)

Chris: Strike three!  Batter out!

(Tyler continues swinging the bat while spinning around, he continues getting electrocuted by the bat at the same time.)

Brick: Is someone going to help him?

Chris: Who cares?  This show’s ratings are going to increase, because of this! (Laughs)  Man, I forgot how good Tyler was for this show.

Tyler: Help me! I can’t let go of the bat!

Brick: I really think someone should help him.

Chris: Owen, give me the ball.

(Owen tosses the ball to Chris, who throws it at Tyler, which hits him in the head.  He falls over and drop the bat.)

(Confessional: Tyler)

(Tyler stands still, due to being incapacitated from the electrocution.)

Tyler: ...This sucks.

(End of confessional)

(Two interns pick up Tyler and take him into his team’s dugout, while Alejandro is about to leave the dugout, so he can get ready to bat)

Alejandro: I’ll show you all how to play béisbol!  But does anyone have anything that will prevent me from being shocked.  I’d rather not end up like Tyler.

Scarlett: (Pulls some rubber gloves out of her skirt pocket)  Here, these are are anti-static, you won’t get shocked as long as you wear them.

Harold: (From outside) Rubber gloves don’t actually protect you from electricity, it’s really more about-

Scarlett: Fun fact, I invented these particular rubber gloves, and they actually do negate electricity. (Hands them to Alejandro)

Alejandro: (Takes the gloves from Scarlett and puts them on his hands)  Estoy listo!  (Dashes out of the dugout and walks over to home plate, getting ready to bat.)

Brick: Batter up! (Brick throws the ball and Alejandro swings his bat then hits the ball sending it toward the center field.  As the ball flies toward the center field, Alejandro starts running the bases.)

Harold: (Raising his hand trying to catch the ball) I’ve got it!

(Harold tries to catch the ball, but he misses and the ball hits him on the head, electrocuting him.  Harold screams as Alejandro passes first base and is on his way to second.)

DJ: (Touches Harold’s shoulder) I hope he’s okay. (Picks up the ball) Hey, it’s not electrocuting me.  Gwen, catch!  (Throws the ball to Gwen)

Gwen: I’ve got it!

(Gwen catches the ball, but not before Alejandro makes it to second base.)

Chris: And Alejandro is safe!

Alejandro: Muy Bueno!

Heather: Alright, my turn, but I want a different bat, because there is no way I’m getting electrocuted!

Lindsay: Why don’t you ask Jalapeño to give you his gloves?

Heather: (Facepalms and picks up a bat, which is freezing cold) Y-yeah, this one’s… w-w-way better than the last one!  (Steps up to the plate)

(Brick throws the ball, but Heather swings too early.)

Chris: Strike one!

(Brick throws the ball, and this time Heather hits it.  The ball flies toward Zoey and Heather is about to run the bases, but is unable to let go of her bat, because it froze on to her hands.)
Heather: (Shakes the bat) Whatever, I’ll worry about it after I get a point for the team! (Starts running the bases)

(Zoey tries to catch the ball, but misses.  Sky then picks up the ball and throws it to first base and Courtney catches it, causing Heather to get out.)

Chris: Batter out!

Heather: This wouldn’t have happened if my hands weren’t stuck to the bat!  Can someone give me the bat that burned Owen, so I can have my hands unstuck?

Chris: I would, but I’m liking this too much. (Laughs)

Heather: This is going to rip the skin off my hand if it stays on for too long!

Sky: Well, I’m not winning this challenge unfairly. (Picks up the heated bat) Someone catch this, and get Heather’s hand unstuck! (Throws the bat toward the Hawk’s dugout and it hits Max)

Max: Ouch!  This burns!

Scarlett: (Pulls more gloves out and puts them on) Let me handle this. (Picks up the bat and walks over to Heather to get her hands unstuck)

Heather: Finally, that took you long enough.

Chris: Way to ruin my fun, Scarlett!  For that, I’m choosing who gets to bat next on your team and that would be Max!

(Confessional: Alejandro)

Alejandro: (Beep censors his words) Chris set that up so I couldn’t make a point for my team!  He’s clearly biased toward the rest of us.

(End of confessional)

(Max is deciding which bat to use, he tries picking one up, but it’s too heavy.)

Max: Curse this bat for not leaving the ground!

Heather: (Laughs) You can’t lift a bat?

Max: Why don’t you try, you meek human?

Heather: (Tries picking up the bat, but it’s too heavy)  What in the-?  What is this thing made of?

Chris: (From outside the dugout) No idea, I just made sure to have the worst bats ever made for this challenge!  If it doesn’t work, try something else?

Heather: Just take this bat and play! (Hands Max a bat which doesn’t cause any damage to him)  Ha!  We have one of the good bats!

Chris: Yeah… I wouldn’t be too sure about that, Heather.

(Max walks out to the field and is ready to bat.  Brick throws the ball and Max hits it, but it ends up being a foul.)

Chris: Foul ball!  Strike One!

(Brick throws the ball again and Max hits it again, but gets another foul.)

Chris: That’s another foul!  Strike Two!

(Brick throws the ball again and this time Max swings too late.)

Chris: Strike Three!  Batter Out!  Change Sides!

Chef: (Blows whistle)

Max: (Throws bat on the ground and starts jumping on it) This bat must be full of heroic, good energy because it’s too wonky!  A bat like this could never bend to my evil will!  I demand we find a bat more befitting to my dark persona!

Chris: No, you’re done.

(The Hawks are at the field again in the same positions they were at previously, while the Falcons are deciding who will bat next.)

Sky: Lightning, you’re very athletic.  Would you like to give it a try?

Lightning: Sha-no way!  Lightning doesn’t play girl sports like lacrosse!

Noah: (Rolls his eyes) It’s baseball!  Even I know that and I hate sports!

Lightning: Puh-leez!  Everyone knows baseball is played with a racket and a basketball!

Noah: (Rolls his eyes again) Oh yeah, how could I forget?  They could have totally fooled me for a minute there.

DJ: Don’t worry about him right now, I’ll just go. (Picks up a bat, which felt squishy) This feels weird, but I’ll still use it. (Heads over to the baseball field)

(Alejandro throws the ball and DJ hits it, but the ball goes inside the bat and is stuck.)

Chris: I guess I never mentioned that the bat is made of jelly!  (Laughs) I love leaving out important details like that!

Courtney: Ewww!  That’s disgusting!

Owen: Come on, at least it’s not green.

Courtney: Oh shut up, Owen!  You’re not helping!

Owen: Was it something I said?

Chris: Anyway, because there was no way DJ could’ve hit the ball.  That’s a ball, and DJ gets to use a different bat.

Owen: Can I have the jelly bat?

DJ: (Walks inside the dugout to get a new bat) Um, sure. (Hands Owen the bat made of jelly.)

(Owen eats the bat in one bite and spits out the ball. The rest of the team cringes.)

Sky: Do you understand where that bat has been?  That’s disgusting!

Noah: I’ve been on countless reality shows with this guy and he doesn’t care where any food has been as long as it’s food, and also-

Owen: (Bawling) Izzy!  I miss you so much!  Food is all I have now!

Noah: That’s what I was about to say.

DJ: (Places his hand on Owen’s shoulder) It’s going to be alright man.  Well I better get back to the field. (Picks up another bat which feels normal) Alright, I think I’ll use this one and I should probably grab the ball as well.

Noah: It would be nice to see that eel have to throw a ball covered in Owen’s saliva.

DJ: I may not like Alejandro, but I’m not going to be cruel, I’ll grab another ball. (Picks up another ball and goes back to the field.)  I’m ready.

(Confessional: Noah)

Noah: Oh, DJ.  Sometimes you’re too nice for this cruel world.

(End of confessional)

(Alejandro throws the ball and DJ hits it again, but the bat breaks on impact.)

Chris: I guess you got the fragile bat this time!  Better hope that was a good hit!

(The ball goes flying toward Tyler, who is hit in the head by the ball and has no physical reaction due to still being slightly paralyzed.  While the ball went flying, DJ starts running the bases and passes first base.)

Heather: Dawn!  The ball is near you, grab it and get DJ out!

(Dawn picks up the ball and throws it, but it doesn’t go very far and DJ passes second base.)

Heather: Seriously?!

(DJ runs passed Heather who was on third base and then makes it to home plate.)

Chris: That’s another point for the Falcons!

Heather: What was that Dawn?!

Dawn: Sorry, but I am not very athletic.  I prefer to keep things calm and peaceful.

(Confessional: Dawn)

Dawn: I don’t having any experience playing sports and I don’t have much arm strength.  Also, I didn’t want to get DJ out… don’t let anyone else know that.

(End of confessional)

Sky: Can you try it now, Lightning?

Lightning: I told you, Lightning doesn’t play lacrosse!

Sky: This isn’t lacrosse, lacrosse is-

Harold: Lacrosse is used with a small rubber ball and a long-handled stick known as a crosse.  It’s a pretty popular sport in Europe, and has divisions-

Sky: Are you ever going to let me finish a sentence?  I know what lacrosse is!

Lightning: Maybe he just doesn’t like losers like you!

Sky: (Angered) That does it-

Zoey: Stop!  It’s still not a good time for you that!  I’ll bat this time.

Sky: Fine, but Lightning still needs to bat at some point, because-

Harold: Everyone has to bat at least once.

Sky: You know you’re still doing that right?

Lightning: Loser!

Sky: I’ll deal with you later, are you ready Zoey?

Zoey: Yeah (Picks up a bat) I think this one’s made of rubber, but I guess I’ll use it.  (Walks out to the field.)

(Alejandro throws the ball and Zoey hits it, but the ball barely moves at all.)

Chris: I’m counting that as a foul.  Strike One!

Zoey: What?  Wouldn’t that count as a bunt?

Chris: Nope!  There’s no bunting in this version of baseball!

(Alejandro throws the ball again and this time Zoey swings too late.)

Chris: Strike Two!

(Alejandro throws the ball again and Zoey hits it, but it doesn’t go very far.  She starts running and makes it to first base before Alejandro can throw the ball to Izzy.)

Chris: And Zoey is safe!

(Camera moves over to the falcon’s dugout)

Sky: Alright-

Gwen: Don’t worry about it, I’ll go.(Walks over to the field and picks up the rubber bat that Zoey used.)

(Alejandro throws the ball and Gwen hits it, but just like for Zoey, the ball doesn’t go very far.  Gwen begins running to first base as Zoey runs to second.  Alejandro picks up the ball and throws it to Dawn, though she fails to catch it. Zoey makes it to second base and Gwen makes it to first.  Dawn picks up the ball and Zoey stops running.)

Chris: Zoey and Gwen are both safe!

(Camera moves over to the falcon’s dugout)

Courtney: Before you say anything, Sky, I’ll just go.  (Leaves the dugout and walks over to the field.)

(Confessional: Courtney)

Courtney: It’s time for me to show everyone how I feel when Gwen doesn’t won’t forgive me!

(End of confessional)

(Courtney is at home plate getting ready to bat, she is using the rubber bat that Gwen and Zoey used.  Alejandro throws the ball and Courtney hits the ball farther than Zoey and Gwen were able to, going right above Alejandro’s head as she begins running the bases.  Alejandro picks up the ball and throws it to Heather, but Zoey makes it to third base before Heather can catch the ball.  Heather is about to throw the ball to Dawn to try and get Gwen out, but she is already at second base and Courtney is at third.)

Chris: And all three of you are safe!  I’m starting to think the rubber bat isn’t a bad bat, so the next batter will not be allowed to use it!

(Camera moves back to the falcon’s dugout)

Sky: Lightning, it’s your turn to bat.

Lightning: Sha-no!

Sky: You have to, you’re the only one left on our team who hasn’t gone yet.

Lightning: I thought I told you Lightning doesn’t play lacrosse!

Sky: Well why don’t you-

Harold: You should pretend the ball is Sky.

Sky: Oh my- Harold!  Are you seriously going to suggest something so crude and vile-

Lightning: That’s a great idea!  Lightning’s gonna knock Sky’s head off! (Picks up a bat which feels normal) Lightning’s gonna kill Sky with this tennis racket!

Sky: (Sighs) Well, it got him to go up to bat, I guess.

(Lightning walks out the field and gets ready to bat.  Alejandro throws the ball and Lightning hits it.  The ball goes flying as Lightning starts kissing his biceps.)

Lightning: Who killed Sky?  Lightning did!  Sha-bam!

Sky: Lightning, start running the bases!

Lightning: No one tells Lightning what to do. (Kisses his biceps)

(The ball lands near Lindsay, who picks it up)

Lindsay: Yay!  I just found the ball!

Alejandro: Throw it over here, Lindsay!

Lindsay: What was that Habanero?

Alejandro: (Facepalms) Hold on, I’ll come to you and take it.  (Starts walking over to Lindsay)

(Zoey, Gwen and Courtney get annoyed of Lightning kissing his biceps, because they are unable to move to another base without Lightning moving.)

Courtney: What’s wrong with you!  You need to start running the bases or we’re going to lose!

Lightning: Lightning doesn’t lose, only losers like you and Sky do!

(Alejandro takes the ball from Lindsay and walks over to Lightning, who still isn’t moving and tags him causing him to get out.)

Chris: Batter out!  That must be because of Sky’s poor leadership.

Sky: Take that back!  I did all I could to help Lightning!

Chris: I don’t take back the truth. (Laughs)

Sky: Whatever, my team will still win, because it’s my turn!  (Walks out to the field and takes the bat Lightning used.  Lightning stays in field.)

Sky: What are you doing?

Lightning: Lightning wants to see you lose!

Sky: That’s not going to happen, I’ll hit the ball when Alejandro throws it the first time!

(Alejandro throws the ball and Sky is ready to hit it, but Lightning shouts at Sky to break her concentration.)

Chris: Strike One!

Sky: Can you not do that, we’re on the same team!

Lightning: Lightning doesn’t care about the team!  Especially when it has a girl like you!

Sky: You’re saying that just because I’m a girl, I can’t be good at sports?  Alejandro, can you throw the ball again, so I can hit it this time?

Alejandro: Whatever you say. (Throws the ball)

(Sky tries to hit the ball, but Lightning shouts at her again.)

Chris: Strike Two!

Sky: Can you just leave, you’re not supposed to be out here, because that’s against the rules of baseball.  Chris, tell him he can’t stay out here.

Chris: I’m going to make this an exception, because I’m loving the drama!

Sky: Typical you!

Chris: I know, right?  And it’s not about to change!  (Laughs)  I love this job!

Sky: Whatever, I’m still going to hit it this time.

(Alejandro throws the ball and Lightning again shouts at Sky, but she still manages to hit the ball and begins running the bases.  The ball flies toward Heather who catches it, getting Sky out.  Heather then chases Zoey, who is running to home plate and gets her out.)

Chef: (Blows whistle)

Chris: Two outs in one, change sides!

Lightning: (To Sky) Loser!

Sky: If you don’t stop calling me that right now, I will-

Chris:  Ooh, I think it’s about time we go on commercial break.  (To the camera)  Three points for the falcons, three strikes for the Hawks. Will the Hawks step up the game or will they strike out again.  Who will be struck out of this competition?  There won’t be an answer to that until you keep watching after the break, right here on Total.  Drama.  World Tour: Revamped!  ...Or how about just World Tour 2?

(Commercial Break)

Chris: We are back and the Hawks are batting again.  My guess is they’ll be just as bad, but who knows, maybe they’ll surprise us.  Probably not.

(The Falcons get in the same positions as last time.  While the Falcons get into their positions, the Hawks figure out who will be batting next.)

Izzy: Ooh ooh!  You guys should let me go next! I want to use the electric bat too!

Lindsay: But Isabella, you will end up like my Tyler.

Izzy: Come on, I want to know how it feels!

Scarlett: Come on guys, maybe we should let her use it.  After all, she’s probably taken more electricity than all of us combined.  Perhaps she’s built up an immunity, or at least a resistance?

(Confessional: Scarlett)

Scarlett: That’s not actual science, you can’t build up an immunity to electricity just by getting shocked over and over… but it’s not like they know that.

(End confessional)

Heather: Whatever, as long as she can score a point for our team, let her fry her brains out all she wants.

Izzy: (Picks up the electric bat and gets electrocuted)  Ha ha ha!  It feels so good!  (Walks out to the field and continues getting electrocuted by the bat)

Brick: Hey, batter batter, hey, batter batter, swing!  (Brick throws the ball and Izzy hits it.  The ball flies toward Harold, who is hit by it and electrocuted again.  While Harold is being electrocuted by the ball, Izzy starts running the bases.)

Harold: Ow! Not again!  (Falls on the ground, paralyzed)

DJ: Is anyone going to help him?

(Two interns pick up Harold and take him back to the falcon’s dugout, while Izzy finishes running the bases due to no one wanting to pick up the ball after being hit by the electric bat.)

Chris: And the Hawks make their first point!

Heather: Finally!

Lindsay: I’ll go next, even though my eye still hurts, I just don’t want the electric bat.  (Picks up a bat, but she drops it immediately) Woah!  This one is slippery!  (Pick up the bat again and walks out to the field.)

(Brick throws the ball, but Lindsay isn’t paying attention and doesn’t swing.)

Chris: Strike One!

(Brick throws the ball again, but the bat slides out of Lindsay’s hands.)

Chris: Strike Two!

(Brick throws the ball again, and this time Lindsay hits the ball, but Brick catches it immediately.)

Chris: Batter Out!

Lindsay: Ah, bummer.

(Camera moves over to the Hawks’ dugout)

Dawn: I guess I will go next, but I don’t think I will be able to hit the ball.  (Walks out to the field and picks up the bat that Lindsay had used.)

(Brick throws the ball, but Dawn swings too late.)

Chris: Strike One!

(Brick throws the ball, but Dawn swings too late again.)

Chris: Strike Two!

(Brick throws the ball again and Dawn swings on time, but the bat slides out of her hands.)

Chris: Strike Three!  Batter out!

(Camera moves over to the Hawks’ dugout)

Scarlett: And now it is my turn, while all of you were batting, I analyzed every bat in our dugout to see which ones were good to use and it turns out that there are quite a few of them.  (Picks up a bat) This one should work out just fine!  Wish me luck out there, everyone!

(Confessional: Heather)

Heather: I’ve noticed that Scarlett has changed ever since her brainwash, but she seems to be just as smart as she was before.  I wonder…

(End of confessional)

(Scarlett walks out to the field and gets ready to bat.  Brick throws the ball and Scarlett watches as it flies toward her, she swings the bat and hits the bat on time causing the ball to go flying, but the ball lands in DJ’s hand as Scarlett had started running.)

Chris: Batter out!  Change sides!  By the way this is our last inning and the challenge will be over.  Hawks, you guys only have one point, you better hope you can change that or else you will face your third loss in a row.

(Confessional: Scarlett)

Scarlett: So I guess I forgot to calculate how far the ball would go, which is why I got out.

(End of confessional)

(The hawks are getting into their previous positions on the field.)

Scarlett: Alejandro, I think we should switch positions, I have an idea.

Alejandro: I might as well let you try it

(Alejandro and Scarlett switch places)

(Confessional: Alejandro)

Alejandro: I think after this challenge I will make my alliance with Scarlett official.  I can easily take advantage of this brainwashed genius. (Laughs) Muy Bueno!

(End of confessional)

(Cuts to the falcon’s dugout)

Owen: I guess it’s my turn now… But I don’t want Izzy to get me out again.

Courtney: Did you ever think about the fact that she’s on the other team?!  That’s probably why she did that.

Owen: (Bawling) But I thought what we had was special!

Brick: (To Courtney) Let me handle this one. (To Owen) Listen up soldier, if you want to show that woman that you still love her, you must prove to her that you still do!  The only way you can do that is by showing her that you are the same man she was once in love with.  Go out there and play ball, do it for you, do it for your team, do it for Total Drama, do it for Izzy! (Salutes to him)

Owen: (Salutes to Brick) Yes sir! (Picks up a bat and walks out to the field)

(Sky, DJ, Zoey, and Gwen give Brick an impressed look.)

Sky: Nice job motivating him.

Brick: Thank you sir... I mean ma’am.

(Confessional: Brick)

Brick: I’m going to be honest, I didn’t think I’d be able to motivate Owen like that, but still, I couldn’t have done it if it weren’t for the help of my father and my sergeant.  Thank you both!  (Salutes to the camera)

(Confessional: Sky)

Sky: I just want to say that I am very impressed with Brick, I spend a lot of time trying to motivate my gymnastic team back home and some of them take weeks to have fully motivated.  Also, I don’t mean to sound rude, but I wish Harold would stop cutting me off all the time.

(End of confessional)

(Cuts to the baseball field)

Owen: Come on throw the ball!  I’m going to win this for my team!

Scarlett: Sorry Owen, but if my calculations are correct, (throws the ball which Owen fails to hit due to swinging too early) you will swing to early..

Chris: Strike One!

(Scarlett throws the ball again and Owen swings too late.)

Chris: Strike Two!

Owen: No!  I can’t let this happen, I must do this!  Throw that ball again Scarlett!  Now!

Scarlett: There’s no way you’re going to hit it, because according to my calculations…

(Scarlett throws the ball and Owen swings his bat on time, and the ball explodes into fireworks.)

Scarlett: But how?  Owen was supposed to swing to late again!

Alejandro: That shouldn’t matter, Owen destroyed the ball which means Chris will probably count that as a foul.

Chris: Actually no, since that explosion was so awesome, even though I would’ve prefered it if the bat had exploded instead of the ball, so it could be in Owen’s face, I still loved seeing your calculations be wrong Scarlett, so I’m counting that as a home run for Owen and since there’s no ball, he already made the point.

Owen: Well, I’m running the bases anyway, because I must prove that I am still worthy.  (Begins slowly running the bases)

Chris: We all know that’s going to take him forever, so I guess it’s time for the next batter to bat.  By the way, the bat Owen used is now off limits, because I now know that the ball will explode instead and that ruins the fun for me.

(Camera moves over to the falcon’s dugout)

Noah: Oh great, it’s my turn to bat. (picks up a bat which is made of cheese and walks out to the field)

(Scarlett throws the ball and Noah forgets to swing.)

Chris: Strike One!

(Scarlett throws the ball and Noah swings too early.)

Chris: Strike Two!

(Scarlett throws the ball. Noah barely hits it and it goes almost nowhere.)

Sky: (In the dugout) Noah, start running the bases, quick!

(Noah is about to start running, but Scarlett picks up the ball, dashes over to him and tags him.)

Chris: Batter out!

Noah: And this is what happens when you try to make me play sports.  Also the bat is made of cheese!

Owen: (Running to second base)  Did someone say cheese?!  I must run faster!

(The camera moves over to the falcon’s dugout)

Harold: I think I can play again!  Here I go!

(Harold walks out to the field with a different bat, which is a foam bat.)

Harold: I’m going to show all of you how it’s done again. I got these skills at Baseball Steve’s Baseball Camp.

(Scarlett throws the ball and Harold hits it, and the ball flies toward Heather, who catches it.)

Chris: Batter out!

Harold: Darn it!  I should’ve had that one!

(Confessional: Harold)

Harold: That doesn’t make any sense, according to the guidebook for Baseball Steve’s Baseball Camp, there is no way anyone can catch the ball if you hit it the way I did.

(End of Confessional)

(Brick walks out the the field and picks up the bat that Harold used.  Scarlett throws the ball, but Brick swings too late.)

Chris: Strike One!

(Scarlett throws the ball again and Brick hits it.  The ball flies toward Tyler, who is still paralyzed and gets knocked over by the ball.  Dawn picks it up while tending to Tyler’s wounds.  Brick makes it to first base and stops when he sees Dawn with the ball at second base.)

Chris: Nice job Brick!  Who’s up next?

DJ: Looks like it’s my turn (Walks out to the field and picks up the bat) I’m ready.

(Scarlett throws the ball and DJ hits it on his first try.  He begins running to first base as the ball flies toward Max, who gets hit in the head by it.)

Max: Not again!  Curse these flying objects! (Picks up the ball and throws it to Heather)

(Heather picks up the ball and is about to throw it to Dawn, but she sees that Brick had already stopped on second base.)

Chris: Brick and DJ are both safe!  The foam bat is off limits for the rest of the game by the way, what happened to all the bats that brought pain to all of you?!

(Camera moves over to the falcon’s dugout)

Zoey: Guess it’s my turn again. (Picks up a bat, which stings her)  Ouch, this one stings!  I better get this over with.

(Zoey walks out to the field and gets ready to bat.  Scarlett throws the ball, but Zoey swings too late.)

Chris: Strike One!

(Scarlett throws the ball again, but Zoey swings too late again.)

Chris: Strike Two!

(Scarlett throws the ball again and Zoey hits it this time.  She starts running the bases as the ball flies toward Lindsay, who runs away from it.  Izzy sprints to and from the outfield to get the ball and stops Zoey from passing first base.  Izzy throws the ball to Heather, who stops Brick from passing third base.)

Chris: And it looks like all three of you are safe.  (Sees Owen)  And I see that you made it.

Owen: (Panting) I can’t believe it…. I did…. It!  (Falls over)

Chris: I’ll worry about him later.  Who’s next?

(Lightning runs out of the dugout and out to the field.)

Lightning: It’s Lightning’s turn!

(Sky walks out to the field.)

Sky: Come back here, it’s not your turn yet!

Lightning: Lightning doesn’t take turns!  Lightning wants to kill you again!

Sky: That’s how baseball works, you were the last one to bat, so you’re batting last again!

Chris: I never said that was a rule, so I’m allowing Lightning to bat again.

Sky: You always make up new rules as you go!

Chris: I know I do, now go back to the dugout!

Sky: No!  I’m not going back unless you have Lightning go back and wait for his turn!

Chris: You’re getting really annoying, and because of that I’m removing a point from your team.

Sky: You can’t do that!  I was calling you out-

Chris: Seriously, if you don’t shut up right now, you’re eliminated automatically.

Sky: Fine! (Walks back to the dugout)

Chris: Now that I’ve gotten rid of her, you may get back to the game.

(Scarlett throws the ball, but Lightning swings too late)

Chris: Strike One!

Lightning: But how?  Lightning was supposed to kill Sky again!

(Scarlett throws the ball again, but Lightning got distracted and forgets to swing)

Chris: Strike Two!

(Scarlett throws the ball again and this time Lightning hits it.  Lightning starts kissing his biceps again ignoring the game.)

Lightning: Lightning kills Sky once again!  Sha-bam!

Sky: (In the dugout) Lightning!  You’re forgetting something!

Lightning: Lightning forgets nothing!  Lightning kills Sky!

(The ball had flown toward Heather who chased after the ball and ran over to Lightning tagging him.)

Chef: (Blows whistle)

Chris: Batter out!  Again!  Change sides! The Ferocious Falcons’ final score is four points, and it would’ve been five if it weren’t for the annoying athlete.

Sky: Seriously!  You actually took a point away from us!

Chris: Yes, yes I did.  Can you all just switch sides already?!

(The Falcons are in the same positions as the last time they were on the field.)

Owen: (Picks up the cheese bat)  Hey look, cheese!  (Eats it)

Noah: Ewww...

(The camera moves over to the hawk’s dugout)

Heather: Alright, now that we know we don’t have to go in the same order every time, here’s the plan, Alejandro, Izzy and I should be able to make three out of four of the points that we need.  And from there, we’ll need someone who can make the winning point.

Scarlett: I think I can calculate it correctly this time.

Heather: Fine, I’m going first though.  (Picks up a bat)  I think this one will be fine.

(Heather walks out to the field and gets ready to bat.  Brick throws the ball and Heather hits it on her first try.  She begins running the bases as the ball flies toward Gwen, who fails to catch it, but picks it up, she throws it to Courtney, who catches it right after Heather makes it to first base.)

Chris: Heather is safe!

Alejandro: Mi turno!  (Walks out to the field and picks up the same bat Heather used)

(Brick throws the ball and Alejandro hits it on his first try.  He begins running the bases as the ball flies toward Zoey, she watches it land on the ground and picks up, she then throws it to Gwen, who catches it right after Heather makes it to second base.)

Chris: Heather is safe again and so is Alejandro!

(Izzy walks out to the field with the bat that Heather and Max were unable to lift.)

Alejandro: What does she think she’s doing?

(Brick throws the ball, but Izzy swings too early.)

Chris: Strike one!

(Brick throws the ball and this time Izzy hits it and the ball flies toward Brick hitting him in the groin.  Brick falls on the ground and the rest of his team cringes at his pain.  Brick gets back up, picks up the ball and throws it to Zoey, who catches it right after Heather makes it to third base.)

Chris: And Heather is safe… again!

(Scarlett walks out to the field with a plastic bat.  Brick throws the ball and Scarlett hits it, she is about to start running the bases, but Sky catches the ball while she was running.)

Chris: Batter out!

(Lindsay walks out to the field and picks up the plastic bat that Scarlett used.  Brick throws the ball, but Lindsay swings too early.)

Chris: Strike One!

(Brick throws the ball again, but Lindsay swings too early again.)

Chris: Strike Two!

(Brick throws the ball again, and Lindsay swings too early again.)

Chris: Strike Three!  Batter Out!

(Confessional: Heather)

Heather: Crap!  The only team members we have left are Max, who’s an idiot, Dawn, who has no strength and Tyler who is paralyzed.  We might as well be screwed!

(End of confessional)

???: (From the dugout) It’s my turn to bat!

(All the contestants along with Chris, Chef and the interns turn to see that it was Tyler who had said that.)

Tyler: I think I’ve healed from the paralysis and I’m ready to win for my team!  (Picks up a bat, which explodes in his face)  I’m okay!

Chris: So that’s where the explosive bat went.

(Tyler walks out to the field with a bat and gets ready.)

(Brick throws the ball, but Tyler swings to early.)

Chris: Strike One!

(Brick throws the ball again, but Tyler swings too late.)

Chris: Strike Two!

(Confessional: Tyler)

Tyler: I just want to say that this is very nerve-wracking, if I get out, I’m probably the one going home, which means goodbye million dollars and even worse, goodbye Lindsay.

(End of Confessional)

(Slow motion)

(Brick throws the ball as Tyler begins to swing.  Tyler spins around in circles with his bat positioned to hit the ball.  The ball almost passes Tyler, but he turns right on time and hits the ball)

(End of slow motion)

(Tyler watches as the ball flies outfield.)

Tyler: No way!  I just hit the ball!  Did you see that?  I hit the ball!

Heather, Alejandro, Izzy, Scarlett, Lindsay and Dawn: Run!  

Scarlett: You don’t have much time!  We can win!

(Tyler begins running the bases as the ball flies toward Lightning.  Lightning chases after the ball, just as Heather crosses home plate along with Alejandro, while Izzy and Tyler are on their way.  Lightning picks up the ball and runs toward the rest of his team.  While Lightning runs toward his team, Izzy crosses home plate)

Sky: Yes!  Lightning, throw the ball to Owen and we will have a tie-breaker.

Lightning: I already told you, Lightning doesn’t play lacrosse, instead Lightning does this.

(Lightning runs toward Sky and punches her in the face just as Tyler crosses home plate.  Sky, who is now very angry, kicks Lightning in the groin knocking him on the ground.)

Chris: And the Hasty Hawks have their first victory this season!  Falcons, you guys are voting someone off, and I’d suggest you vote out Sky, that girl is annoying and violent

Lindsay: Tyler!  You did it!  (Runs toward him and gives him a hug, she kisses him afterward)

Tyler: Oh yeah!  I did it!

(Confessional: Tyler)

Tyler: I can’t believe it!  I actually won for my team!

(End of confessional)

(Cuts to the elimination room on the Total Drama Jumbo Jet.)

Chris: Welcome to your first elimination ceremony of the season, Like on the previous World Tour, one by one, each of you will be stamping a passport of the person you want eliminated in the confessional.  One last thing, Noah, you are not allowed to quit this season in case you’re asking.  I know you just want to see your girlfriend who you met on that pathetic excuse for a reality show (coughs) Ridonculous Race.  Now get to voting!

(Confessional: Harold)

Harold: (Stamps a passport) Sky kind of scares me, so I’m voting for her.

(Confessional: Lightning)

Lightning: (Stamps a passport)  Time to kill Sky again!

(Confessional: Sky)

Sky: (Stamps a passport)  I can not wait for you to finally be gone Lightning!

(Confessional: Noah)

Noah: (Stamps a passport) I’ve been waiting to do this since he first arrived.

(End of confessionals)

Chris: When I call your name your safe, whoever I do not call will be forced to take the drop of shame!  First one safe tonight is… Brick… Owen… Noah… Gwen… Harold… Zoey… Courtney… DJ… and the last one safe tonight is… Hold on, I think there’s some kind of error.  I know I’m supposed to be eliminating Sky tonight, but there’s not enough votes for her.

Sky: What the heck!  If there are more votes for Lightning, why are you eliminating me?  You can’t do that!

Chris: You’re right, I can’t and I’m not going to, because ratings will drop unfortunately, so I have no choice but to say this.  The last one safe tonight is… Sky.  (Throws Lightning a parachute)

Lightning: Sha-What?  No way, this is impossible.  Sky was supposed to be eliminated, not me!

Chris: Between you and me, I would’ve rather eliminated Sky, but I don’t have a choice or else my show gets cancelled. (Pushes Lightning out of the plane)

Lightning: (Screams)

Chris: I really hope I can do that to you as soon as possible, Sky!  Honestly, we’re annoyed of you.

Sky: Can you just shut up?!

Chris: No, and I am not sorry!

(Cuts to first class.  The hawks are all eating cookies and relaxing in massage chairs.)

Alejandro: Good to not be in loser class for a change.  (Walks over to Scarlett and whispers to her)  So Scarlett, how about forming an alliance?

Scarlett: Sounds like fun.

(Alejandro and Scarlett shake hands)

Alejandro: Si! Muy Bueno! Muy Bueno!

(Alejandro and Scarlett shaking hands appears on a screen inside the Total Drama Jumbo Jet’s cockpit)

Chris: Oooh! Looks like things are getting interesting.  I wonder how that’s going to make Heather feel.  The answer to that question and many others can be answered if you watch the next episode of Total… Drama…. World Tour 2!

(Credits)

(Post Credits)

(Cuts to Lightning parachuting into the city of Chicago.  Lightning sees two people walking by holding a Chicago-Style deep dish pizza)

Local 1: (Singing) The Chicago-Style pizza!  Is the pizza!

Local 2: (Singing) For you and me!

Locals 1 and 2: (Singing) The Chicago-Style pizza!  Is the pizza!  For you and me!

Lightning: Deep Dish Pizza?  I must be in Tokyo!

Local 1: Hey look, it’s a that Total Drama celebrity Lightning.

Local 2: Oh yeah, I was never a huge fan of him.

Local 1: Me neither, let’s do that thing we’ve always wanted to do.

Local 2: Yes, I know exactly what you’re talking about!

(The locals throw their pizza’s at Lightning’s face and high five!)

Lightning: (Throws the pizzas off his face) Since when did people start throwing pumpkin pie at people in Tokyo?

Local 1: I knew he was stupid.

Local 2: Me too, come on let’s get more pizza.

Local 1: Alright!

Locals 1 and 2: (Singing) The Chicago-Style pizza!  Is the pizza!  For you and me!