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Total Drama World Tour 2
Episode 2: Hong Kong Funky
Written by: SilverthehedgehogMan
Edited by: V-Create
(Cuts to the Total Drama Jumbo Jet’s cockpit)
Chris: Last time, on Total Drama World Tour 2! It was beach day at Playa de los Pocitos! There, we had an awesome five part challenge! Some also did awesome! (Shows clip of Dawn meditating underwater) Others, not so much. (Shows clip of Lightning ignoring the volleyball challenge). Big fights continued! (Shows clips of Sky and Lightning). But in the end, it was Brick and Courtney who won for their team in the final part of the challenge, and Topher was the one taking the drop of shame, because of his attempt to be me! (Shows clip of Topher being pushed out of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet) Sorry, but no one tries to take my place and get away with it! One elimination has been done, but there’s more to go and it’s all right here on Total. Drama. World Tour 2!
(Opening Theme)
(Cuts to the economy class of the Jumbo Jet, where Heather and Alejandro sit down in boredom, Dakota sits in a corner painting her nails, Tyler and Lindsay lie down on the seat trying to cuddle, Izzy messes around in the storage compartment above the seats, Dawn meditates in a corner and Max is talking to Scarlett.)
Heather: (Stands up) Listen up team! We lost yesterday, so today we need to stay focused!
(The room stays silent and no one listens to Heather)
Heather: (Sighs)
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: I need to get my team focused, but how? No one’s going to want to listen to me after Seasons 1 and 3. I just… need to find some way to motivate them! We’re not going to win at this rate!
(End of confessional)
(Cuts to Courtney and Sky in first class, both are walking around)
Sky: So what’s life like for you?
Courtney: Why do you care?
Sky: Sorry, I’m just wondering.
Courtney: Alright, I’ll tell you… (Whispers) But can we please go somewhere else to talk about this? I’d rather not have anyone hear about this.
Sky: (Also whispering) Uh, sure.
(Sky and Courtney leave first class and sneak into the cargo unit)
Sky: Courtney, what’s going on?
Courtney: This is embarrassing, but… I still live with my parents. I go to school and work full time, but I’m trying to move out of my parent’s house as soon as possible. Come on, I’m almost done with being a CIT! In only a few months, I’ll just be a C! And I can’t be living with my parents then!
Sky: Why? It sounds like you’ve got your hands tied and don’t really have time to find a place and move out. You’re still young.
Courtney: If only it were that simple. See, my parents and I were never... very close. All my life, they have put me under a lot of pressure. I just want it all to end! (Covers her face with her hands) I’m just so stressed out! I can’t do this anymore!
Sky: I would suggest being careful what you say about them on TV… they could be watching.
Courtney: They’re not going to hear this, they’ve never watched this show! They’re both at work most of the time! Plus, it’s not like they even care… as far as they’re concerned, if I’m not at work or school, I’m not doing anything productive. (Pauses for a few seconds) You’re the first person I’ve told this to.
Sky: Wait, really?
Courtney: Yes! Back home, I don’t have anyone to talk to about my problems. I’m an only child! And all my friends left me after seeing how I did on Total Drama! You’re the only person to really be concerned with my life problems.
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: Whoa, I never really asked to hear about her personal life… but this sounds important. Better listen to her.
(End of confessional)
Courtney: What about you?
Sky: Well, I’m still in High School right now, so I still live with my Mom and my sister. Everything is fine at home, except when my mother begins to pressure me.
Courtney: Whatever she does, it couldn’t possibly be as bad as what my parents do to me- I mean, sorry, I’ve vented long enough. What does your mom do?
Sky: See, I’m really good at gymnastics, but that’s only because my mom has made me do it since I was super young. Like… three years old young. Failure isn’t tolerated in my house. I don’t think she’d disown me for it, but I’m really afraid to fail in front of her. I’ve also never quit anything before in my life, because that would really anger her if I did. It’s why I’m afraid to try anything new. That all might have to do with the fact that my Dad walked out on us when I was really little, but still.
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: Mom, if you’re watching this. I don’t mean to offend you, you and my sister are the reason for who I am today. I love you! Just, uh… you don’t have to pressure me all the time!
(End of confessional)
Courtney: What about your sister?
Sky: She and I have always been very close. We’ve done a lot together and nothing could hurt me more than if I lost her.
Courtney: I’m jealous of you, because at least you have someone you know who cares about you. Like I said, everyone just left me.
Sky: So that’s why you keep trying to make amends with Gwen… you know, I’ll help you out.
Courtney: Really?! Thank you so much! (Hugs Sky, but then lets go) Too soon?
Sky: No, it’s… fine, really.
(Cuts back to First Class)
Owen: (To Noah) …And then I saw how Izzy played volleyball and I realized-
Noah: You want to go back to dating Izzy, don’t you?
Owen: (Blushes, then reclines into his seat) How did you know? Please don’t tell anyone.
Noah: (Rolls his eyes) Dunno, must’ve been a lucky guess.
(Confessional: Owen)
Owen: Ever since this season started, I’ve been missing Izzy. (Sighs) I wish I never left her. How did that one song I sang on Season 3 go? (Singing) Oh my Izzy, Oh my Izzy, I want a pizza to go! (Stops singing) No, that’s not it… but I do want a pizza to go!
(End of Confessional)
(Cuts to the cockpit)
Chef: (Speaking with a microphone) This is your captain speaking… We’ll be landing shortly. (Begins to land the plane, by dive-bombing it)
(Cuts to economy class, some of the Hawks are freaking out and clutching onto pieces of the plane)
Izzy: (Excited) This is fun!
Tyler: Aren’t you afraid of flying?
Izzy: Come on, Tyler, this is falling, not flying!
Dakota: Does Chef even know how to fly a plane?!
Heather: If you had competed on Season 3 you would know he can’t! I would be more qualified to fly than him!
Scarlett: You were on that season the entire time. You never got used to it?
(Cuts to a big city surrounded by a body of water and the Total Drama Jumbo Jet lands in the water, creating a gigantic splash.)
(Cuts to the dining section of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet, where all the contestants are being instructed by Chris. The Jumbo Jet is slowly sinking into the water.)
Owen: Chris! You never mentioned we’d be going swimming! I forgot my trunks in my luggage!
Chris: (Holding a raft) Before I say anything, we need to get to land, because someone is really bad at piloting.
Chef: (Growls)
Chris: Relax, I’m sure the interns are worse than you. So anyway, let’s get in the raft! Trust me, this was not intentional in the slightest.
Zoey: Well, at least we’ll be able to go to that pretty big city! I’ve always wanted to go to a city like-
Chris: Hate to break it to you Zoey, but we are not going to that big city! Instead we are heading over to an island.
Zoey: Great, another island.
(The contestants get out of the plane and on the raft, which begins to ride toward the island.)
Chef: Oh man, I left my good swim trunks in my luggage!
Owen: You too?
Chris: Don’t worry, we’ll be over at that island in… only a few minutes! Yep! We’ll be there before we know it!
(The sun starts to set a bit, and the raft is barely starting to approach the island)
Chris: Does anyone have the time?
Dakota: Aw man, I was just about to catch Im’probabol! Those are exclusive to Asia! (Closes out of an app called Pokey Mans RUN and checks the time) What? I swear it feels like 7 in the morning… why does it say it’s 7 in the evening?
Harold: See, this is a different time zone, where it’s approximately 12 hours ahead of Canada-
Chris: Attention Contestants! We are now in Hong Kong, China! (The raft drifts toward the ledge of the island)
Harold: Yes! I’ve always wanted to visit China!
Chris: I don’t care! (Pulls out a map) Anyway, this island is known as Lantau Island! And the area is known as, uhh… Gnuch Gnut- Oh, my mistake! (Flips the map around) It’s actually called Tung Chung.
Harold: It’s pronounced-
Chris: Shut up Harold! For the first part of today’s challenge, you must head to the cable car station, known as Ngong Ping 360, from there you will ride to Ngong Ping. The directions to the station is the only navigation you will receive from me today, after that, you are on your own! I even called some taxis to come and get everyone, but I’m only doing this so I can end this episode in the right amount of time or else I don’t get paid!
Noah: (Rolls his eyes) Who knew you could act just like Blaineley?
Chris: Shh, we don’t speak of her. Rest in peace… her career! (Sees taxis) Oh look, the taxis have arrived. There is enough for everyone to get in one, I’ll see you all at the station. (Gets in a taxi, which drives away quickly)
Chef: Anyone want to go back to the plane to get their swim trunks?
(Cuts to Ngong Ping 360, where taxis are arriving)
Chris: (Gets out of the taxi) Everyone should be showing up soon, and then I can get to this challenge! Now, where did Chef go…?
(Everyone arrives)
Chris: Alright, your entire team is required to get inside a cable car and ride to Ngong Ping. Ferocious Falcons, since you won yesterday, you get to go inside one first! And it looks like my ride is here! It’s supposed to be Chef’s ride too, but I have no idea where he is. When each team arrives at Ngong Ping, I will instruct you on the next part of the challenge! (Gets inside a cable car, which takes off)
Scarlett: I have an idea! But it’s on the underhanded side. We can steal the Falcon’s ride and we’ll get there before them!
Alejandro: Muy bueno! Who knew you were so devious? But I think Chris will know if we cheated.
Scarlett: You said yesterday that Chris doesn’t care if we cheat!
Alejandro: Yes, but Chris is unpredictable. He always changes the rules as he goes.
Tyler: Come on guys, how about we just don’t cheat. Our car shouldn’t be very far behind theirs and then we just need to catch up to them!
Dakota: He’s right! Max aside, we are the stronger team!
Max: Quiet, you worm! You will pay for that! (Grabs Dakota’s pants)
Dakota: (Steps aside and grabs Max by his shirt) You better not! We’re on live TV!
(Max gulps as Dakota drops him)
Lindsay: (To Max) Woah! That is so not cool. Not all girls like having their underwear shown on TV!
Tyler: You better not try anything like that on my Lindsay or I’ll mess you up!
Max: Oh come on, it would get blurred out anyway! (Gets up) Then let’s see how you like it! (Pantses Tyler, who gasps and his face flushes red)
Tyler: Oh come on! My Hockey Team is watching me on TV and now they’re all going to laugh at me when I get back! (Pulls his pants back up)
(Confessional: Tyler)
Tyler: I really hope someone can edit that out! Greg, you better not say anything when I get back, or I’m gonna mess you up!
(Confessional: Dakota)
Dakota: Seriously, what kind of villain pantses someone as revenge? If a villain is seeking revenge they would- (Realizes what she’s saying) Uh… definitely not do that! Just, no one needs to be seeing that on live TV!
(End of confessional)
(Cuts to the cable car that the Falcons are entering)
Harold: Just so all of you know the pronunciations are Tung Chung and Ngong Ping.
Courtney: Harold, you’ve explained this enough times. We know now!
DJ: (Outside the cable car waving to Dawn) Good luck!
Dawn: (Waves back) You too!
DJ: (Gets inside the cable car)
Brick: Is everyone in? Remember the code, never leave a man behind!
Gwen: I think we have everyone.
Brick: I want to make sure before the cable car takes off.
Owen: Let’s see, we’ve got you, me, Noah, Gwen, Zoey, Courtney, Sky, DJ, Harold and Lightning. Yeah, we have everyone.
Lightning: You should’ve said Sha-Lightning’s name first, cause that’s the place Lightning always comes in!
Owen: Sorry, let me recount.
Everyone else (Except Lightning): No!
(The Falcon’s Cable Car takes off)
(Cuts to the Hasty Hawks, who are waiting for their cable car.)
Heather: Where is our car?!
Lindsay: (Gasps) I see our car! We’re going to fly over the water!
Heather: Whatever, everyone get in! We need to catch up to the other team!
(The Hawks get inside the cable car)
Tyler: Wait! Where’s Izzy?
Alejandro: Let me see. (Exits the cable car to see Izzy standing atop the car.) She’s on top of the car! I’ll get her. (Climbs on top of the cable car and grabs Izzy by the torso and throws her over his shoulder.)
Izzy: Aww, come on! (Tries to get out of Alejandro’s hands) Let me go!
Alejandro: It’s for our team! (Gets back inside the cable car, shoves Izzy inside and then closes it)
(The Hawk’s cable car takes off)
(Cuts to the Falcon’s cable car)
Lightning: Come on! Can’t this motorcycle go faster?!
Noah: (Annoyed) It’s a cable car.
Lightning: Pssh. Everyone knows a cable car has only one wheel!
Owen: Noah, can I do that thing now?
Noah: What? Oh wait, no! Wait until we stop!
Zoey: What’s he talking about?
Noah: You don’t want to know…
Brick: Is he about to-?
Owen: Sorry, I’m about to do it. (Pulls his pants down)
Noah: No! Everyone except Lightning, plug your noses! (Plugs his nose)
Lightning: Pssh, I know that’s just an attempt to get me to plug my nose! Just for that, I’m not gonna do it!
Owen: Here it comes! (Farts)
Lightning: (Smells Owen’s fart, then his eyes start to roll around) Oh, gross, my mouth was open! (Falls over) Lightning wins the Super Bowl again!
Courtney: (Plugging her nose) Eww, Owen, it stinks in here, because of you! Pull your pants up before you blind someone too!
Gwen: (Plugging her nose) Hey, at least it knocked out Lightning. Good thinking there, Noah!
Brick: (Plugging his nose) You’d make a great soldier! (Salutes to him)
(Confessional: Noah)
Noah: So maybe I told Owen earlier today that he should do that on Lightning, because of how irritating he got yesterday, but I didn’t want him doing it in the cable car!
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: I remember back when my parents and I used to watch Total Drama together, my mom always thought Noah was a bad influence on Owen. She might be right...
(End of Confessional)
(Cuts to the Hawk’s cable car)
Max: Can’t this thing go any faster?!
Scarlett: It’s a cable car, it’s not supposed to be fast.
Max: Evil doesn’t do slow!
Scarlett: But Max, horrible evil people all over the world inflict the most excruciating torture by making their pain and suffering insufferably slow!
Max: Wait, really? Hmm… that gives me an idea!
Scarlett: Oh no, maybe I shouldn’t have said that aloud! This could be bad...
Dakota: (Annoyed) Can you drop your villainous act?! (Stomps on the glass beneath them)
Heather: (Sees the glass cracking) Dakota! Look what you just did.
Dakota: (Looks at the glass) Oh no! Sorry!
(The glass breaks into pieces causing the Hawks to fall out of the cable car. They all scream as they fall in the water.)
Izzy: That was fun! Where did you learn to do that Dakota?
Dakota: It was the radiation inside of me that did it! It’s not my fault!
Heather: First off, you need to get that radiation thing under control, and second, how are we going to get to Ngong Ping now?!
Tyler: Guess we’ll just have to swim.
Lindsay: But that will take forever and I’m not even wearing my favorite bikini! Where did I put it…?
(Confessional: Lindsay)
Lindsay: Oh no, I left it in my luggage!
(End of confessional)
Dakota: (Pulls her phone out, closing Pokey Mans RUN again) Hold on, I’ll just map the area.
Alejandro: How is it that your phone still works when we fell into the water? And why were you playing Pokey Mans RUN? People stopped playing that last year.
Dakota: When you’ve got some as rich as my Daddy, you can get the most indestructible phones in existence! And that’s not even true! That’s just a joke people tell each other for some laughs!
(Confessional: Dakota)
Dakota: I only need a little bit longer for this egg to hatch- oh! It’s hatching! It’s… it’s… another Muskrat?!!??! Stupid phone! (Throws it on the ground, but it bounces back up and hits her in the eye)
(End of confessional)
Heather: What does your phone say?
Dakota: It says we’re at Tung Chung Bay and we want to get to Ngong Ping. (Reads the map) There is no way we could make it by walking. Guess we’ll have to get back to the station.
Heather: What are we going to tell them? We broke the last one? Dakota, this is your fault.
Dakota: I don’t think they’d care, come on we’re Total Drama celebrities, they love us!
Alejandro: Worth a try, let’s get to the station, we’re running late!
(Cuts to the Ferocious Falcon’s cable car.)
Sky: We’re almost there!
DJ: What are we going to do with him knocked out? (Picks up Lightning’s unconscious body.)
Sky: I guess someone will just have to carry him until he wakes up, please don’t do that again Owen, that was disgusting. And Noah, don’t give him ideas.
(The cable car arrives at the station in Ngong Ping and the Falcons exit. Owen is holding Lightning over his shoulder. They then see Chef outside waiting for them.)
Owen: Where’s Chris?
Chef: Chris is at the Ngong Ping Village. …Did I say it right?
Harold: It’s pronounced Ngong Ping!
Chef: You need to get to there and meet with Chris, from there he will tell you what to do. But, just between you and me… (whispers to Harold) If you can go back to the plane and get my swimsuit, that would be great!
Harold: Oh man, I need to get mine, too!
Chef: Did you leave it in your luggage?
Harold: No, I left it in the cable car. (Runs back)
(Confessional: Harold)
Harold: Rule number 22 of Total Drama - always assume there will be some swimming!
(End of confessional)
Gwen: How do we get there?
Chef: It is right outside this station, Chris should be in the center.
Brick: Come on team, we need to get to Chris before the other team catches up to us!
(Cuts to the Hasty Hawks at the station impatiently waiting in line for a cable car.)
Heather: (Tapping her foot) Come on, we have a challenge to win!
Max: This wouldn't have happened if it weren’t for her! (Points to Dakota)
Dakota: Blaming me for this? Rude! You tried pantsing me on live TV!
Alejandro: At least he’s not the one who broke our cable car.
Dawn: Can we please not argue? Look! We’re next in line, let’s get in a cable car.
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: It’s only the second day on this season and my team can’t stop arguing over everything. I need to read their auras again and I will find something inside each of each member of this team that will help us work together.
(End of confessional)
(The Hawks get inside the cable car)
Heather: Dakota, no moving! And Max, stop complaining, if you’re so evil, you would find your way around everything!
(Confessional: Max)
Max: Heather thinks she’s more of a villain than me! She has no idea what I can do! Mwahaha! Fun fact, I helped Lernernerner DiCarpricorn win an Oscar last year, even though he wasn’t supposed to! I’m so evil!
(End of confessional)
(Cuts to Ngong Ping Village, the Falcons are looking around for Chris)
Courtney: (Sees Chris) I see him, come on let’s go!
(The Falcons run over to Chris)
Chris: And the Falcons have arrived at the Ngong Ping Village!
Harold: How many times do I have to say it’s pro-
Chris: (Cuts Harold off) Can you stop doing that?! Anyway, welcome to your next task. Here in the village, you are required to catch a panda!
Harold: Not possible, pandas are not native to this part of China.
Chris: Right, and that is why I had my interns catch some and bring them here.
DJ: Taking them away from their homes just for us to catch them. Not cool! Pandas are endangered, Chris!
Chris: I have money. (Shows them two pandas in separate cages along with a few wounded interns.) Let one of them out!
(One of the pandas is let free by an intern and it runs away.)
Chris: The panda has five minutes to roam free and then you will be required to catch it. After catching it you are to take it to the Tian Tan Buddha statue aka Big Buddha! In case you haven’t noticed a statue in the distance, look around and you’ll see it, it’s what I’m talking about. If you can successfully take the panda to the statue before the other team, you will have immunity. And by the way, both pandas are wearing a colored collar that represents the respective teams, red for your team and blue for the other, so don’t come back with the other team’s panda!
Owen: It shouldn’t be so hard, Pandas are so cute and cuddly!
Chris: I will not spoil the truth for you Owen, so I hope you all get hurt! I mean, uh, good luck. (Laughs) I’ll let you know when you’re five minutes are up.
(Confessional: DJ)
DJ: Last time I had encountered a panda was in Japan back on Season 3, and that was one of the worst experiences ever. I hope I never hurt an animal again.
(End of confessional)
Chris: (To the camera) Will the Falcons be able to catch their panda and when will the Hawks arrive for their panda? This may turn into a panda-monium! But we won’t know for sure until we’re back for more Total Drama World Tour 2!
(Commercial Break)
(Cuts to the Ngong Ping Village)
Chris: Falcons, time’s up, you may search for your panda!
Courtney: Alright team, we’ll split into groups to find the panda. When one group finds the panda, stay with it, and the rest of the team will soon meet up with whoever finds it. Do I make myself clear?!
Brick: (Salutes to her) Sir, yes sir! I mean ma’am.
Courtney: You don’t have to correct yourself every time, we all know what you mean.
Brick: No, I must always correct myself, because I have respect for you women.
Courtney: Fine, but anyway, Sky, Brick, DJ and Gwen, you’re with me.
Sky: (Whispers to Courtney) I think you should give Gwen some space, have someone else be in our group. Don’t overwhelm her.
Courtney: I mean you Harold, not Gwen. Gwen, will be with Zoey, Owen, Noah and Lightning in a group.
Zoey: Got it! Is Lightning still unconscious?
Owen: Yeah, he still is and I’m getting tired of holding him over my shoulder.
Lightning: (Snores) Am I being carried to my new five-star luxury hotel room where we can all play football and eat wings?
Courtney: Serves you right for knocking him out with your disgusting fart!
Owen: Hey, Noah told me it was a good idea.
Courtney: Just get to searching before the other team shows up!
(The teams split up to find the Panda)
(Cuts to the cable car station, where the Hawks have finally arrived.)
Alejandro: (Exits the cable car) Finalmente! We’ve made it and I see Chef, come on, let’s find out what’s next.
(The rest of the team exits the cable car)
Tyler: Hey Chef! Where’s Chris?
Chef: At the village, go there and he will instruct you on the next part of the challenge. But you wanna know where he should be? Over at the plane and helping my find my swimsuit!
Alejandro: Gracias, Chef!
Chef: Wait, Alejandro, can you go back to the plane and-
Alejandro: Hmm… No.
Heather: Come on team, we’ve gotta go! We’re running late. (They all run off in a flash)
Chef: Man… and I paid good money for that swimsuit.
(The Hawks enter the village and find Chris)
Chris: You’re late!
Max: We wouldn’t have been if-
Chris: I don’t care about your excuses! For the next part of this challenge, my interns brought some pandas we’re gonna use for this challenge. Your task is to catch a panda that they brought here.
Dawn: How could you take those innocent creatures away from their home like that?! Pandas are also endangered!
Chris: Unfortunately, you’re not the first person whose complained about this. I brought them here for my pleasure and only mine.
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: Was the other person who complained… DJ?
(End of confessional)
(An intern lets the other panda free and it starts running around the village)
Chris: The panda has five minutes to roam the village and after it’s five minutes are up, you may chase after it and catch it. After you catch the panda take it to the Tian Tan Buddha Statue aka Big Buddha. First team to arrive at the statue with the panda wins immunity. Also, each panda is wearing a colored collar, blue for your team and red for the other. Do not come back with the wrong panda or you will not win!
Lindsay: Awe, I can’t wait to see the panda and give it a big hug!
Scarlett: Lindsay, I understand your excitement, but it would probably be a very bad idea!
Dawn: She’s right, that’s not how you should handle a panda.
Lindsay: Why not? The panda on one of my cereal boxes looks so cute and happy, I’m sure it would love it if I gave it a hug!
Scarlett: Oh, but Lindsay, that’s all but a marketing ploy to make little children excited!
(Confessional: Lindsay)
Lindsay: When I was little, the cereal with the panda on the box was always my favorite! I just don’t get why Charlotte doesn’t think pandas are cute.
(End of confessional)
(Cuts to Brick, Courtney, Sky, Harold and DJ looking for their panda. They walk past many stores trying to see if the panda is anywhere nearby.)
Sky: (Looking around) I don’t think the panda could’ve gotten very far.
DJ: I just hope the panda doesn’t hurt any of the townspeople. They may be cute, but pandas are strong. And not to mention quick-tempered.
Brick: Wait! What do you mean? They always looked so nice and cuddly on cereal boxes.
Harold: What he means is pandas are not the cute and cuddly creatures everybody thinks they are. They’re actually quite aggressive, I would suggest not getting too close, because they have well-developed claws. They are also very carnivorous.
Courtney: Okay panda expert! Tell us how to tame one so that we don’t get eaten!
Harold: That might take time. See, I never actually graduated from Panda Steve’s Bear-Catching Camp. I mean, pandas are technically more related to raccoons than to bears-
Sky: (Sees a panda) Uh, guys... There’s a panda behind you.
Brick: (Turns around) Yes! (Sees the collar) But wait, it has a blue collar, we’re supposed to catch the one with the red collar.
DJ: We better get away, the panda doesn’t look too happy!
Courtney: Well of course it’s not happy, it gets to feel our pain from being captured by Chris!
Harold: We must not run away. Running away will just make it chase after us!
(Cuts to Gwen, Owen, Noah, Zoey and Lightning, who is still unconscious, looking for the panda)
Owen: Panda, come out wherever you are! We don’t want to hurt you, we just want to tell you how much we love you!
Zoey: There’s no way the panda could’ve gone too far, let’s keep looking!
Gwen: (Gasps) I think I see it, it’s just laying down in the grass! Come on!
(Gwen, Owen, Zoey, Noah go near the panda, but not close except for Owen, who wants to hug it)
Noah: Dude, no!
Owen: Come on, it can’t be that bad. (Drops Lightning and walks over to the panda with open arms) Okay wittle guy, come here!
Lightning: (Snores) Man, nothing like a good rest after a big game and long night of partying...
(The panda looks at Owen and starts attacking him. Gwen, Zoey and Noah cringe while Owen screams at his pain.)
(Cuts to the rest of the Falcons)
Harold: (Hears screaming) That sound like Owen, they must have found that panda, come on if we follow the noise, it will lead us to them.
Courtney: Probably the only time I will say this, but listen to Harold!
(Harold, Courtney, Sky, Brick and DJ follow the noise to get to the other Falcons)
(Cuts to the Hasty Hawks and Chris)
Chris: Time's up, you may search for your panda! And it looks like my work here at the village is done, I will be at Big Buddha waiting for all of you. (Leaves)
Alejandro: Okay team, here’s what we’ll do is we’ll stick together so that the nine of us can all surround the panda.
Heather: But how are we going to surround the panda if we’re all in a group?! The panda could easily run away before we tried, we need to split up.
Alejandro: It would be easier to do if we had all our team, because we’d have more people to surround it.
Scarlett: Heather, Alejandro has a point, we should stick together! Besides, don’t people always work better when surrounded by friends?
Heather: Scarlett, are you sure you’re alright? You haven’t been acting like… you.
Scarlett: Dear me, I apologize if my behavior has been off-putting at all! I’ll be a little more quiet if that’s what you’d prefer.
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: What did the people who brainwashed Scarlett even do? It’s like she’s a completely different person. It’s kind of scary.
(End of confessional)
Dakota: I’m going to side with Alejandro too.
Heather: Fine, we’ll go with Alejandro’s plan!
Alejandro: Muy bueno, let’s search for the panda!
(The team begin searching for the panda)
(Cuts to Harold, Courtney, Sky, Brick and DJ running to find the rest of their team)
Harold: (Listens to Owen’s screaming) We’re getting closer!
(They arrive at the sighting of Owen being attacked by the panda)
Zoey: Oh, you’re here! We need to figure out how to save Owen from that panda.
Owen: (Screaming while being attacked) They’re so much cuter on that one cereal box!
(The team cringe as he is being attacked)
Harold: No need to fear for I here know how we can get the panda off of him without hurting either of them?
Sky: Well, you better hurry! Pandas are strong.
Harold: Hey, I know that!
Sky: Yeah, doesn’t feel too good, does it? You think that just because I’m a woman, I don’t know things?!
Harold: What? No! I explain things to both men and women!
(Confessional: Harold)
Harold: People like Sky always say they’re fighting for gender equality. But here I am actually treating people with gender equality! See, I explain things to both men and women. I’m what we call an egalitarian.
(End of confessional)
(Cuts to the Hasty Hawks searching for their panda)
Tyler: I wonder how far a panda could go within five minutes.
Scarlett: Pandas are actually fast despite their size, they can run 20 miles per hour at top speed! You need to hide in its blind spot!
Lindsay: (Sees the panda) Guys, I see a polar bear that’s committing a robbery!
Tyler: (Also sees the panda) Lindsay, you’re a genius!
Heather: Lindsay, a genius? Don’t make me barf.
Alejandro: Come on, let’s surround the panda.
(The team runs toward the panda and make a circle around it)
Alejandro: Dawn, use your ability to communicate with animals on that panda!
Dawn: I can do that. (Walks over to the panda and starts petting it) There’s a certain way panda’s like to be treated, that way they won’t hurt you.
Max: Whatever, (Pulls out an object that looks identical to the helmet he used on a pig in TDPI) it’s time to try out my new invention!
Scarlett: Max, if I am not mistaken, didn’t you use that in Pahkitew Island? Please correct me if I am wrong.
Max: Yes, but this time it will not be destroyed! Mwahaha! So, uh, I guess it’s more of an updated invention.
(Confessional: Max)
Max: Scarlett may not be the same anymore, but I’m still going to need a sidekick! Wait, if Scarlett is different… maybe I can convince her to be my sidekick again! It’ll be just like old times! Mwahaha!
(End of Confessional)
Max: (Walks over to the Panda) Out of my way! (Pushes Dawn, who falls onto the ground, and places the helmet on the panda’s head)
Dawn: What are you doing?! Max, this is a terrible idea!
Max: Too late! Now I just need to get this helmet working and this panda minion will destroy all of you! Uh, I mean, it’ll go right to Big Buddha. (Plays with the helmet) How do I get this to work?
Scarlett: Forgive me, but didn’t you invent it?
Max: What does that have to do with anything?
Scarlett: Sorry. Uh… try flipping the switch!
Heather: Scarlett!
Max: (Flips the switch) Why didn’t I think of that? I’m the one who invented it!
(The helmet lights up as the panda looks at Max angrily, and growls.)
Max: I command you to attack those fools! I mean, uh, you see that Buddha statue! Run over there as fast as you can!
(The panda growls and begins chasing after Max who runs toward the rest of the team)
Tyler: Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!
(The panda chases the Hawks through the village)
Heather: Dawn, is there a way you can stop the panda?
Dawn: The panda isn’t going to listen as long as he has the helmet on! That panda isn’t itself anymore.
Heather: Sounds like someone on this team.
Scarlett: Forgive me, but to whom could you be referring?
Heather: Ugh, forget it! Just focus on getting the panda back!
Tyler: Guys, I think we should hide somewhere.
Lindsay: Hide and Seek with Pandas? I love that game! And I love pandas!
Alejandro: Surrounding the village, there are some bushes, let’s hide in them while we strategize.
(The Hawks find a bush to hide in while watching the panda scaring off the townspeople)
Tyler: Does anyone have any ideas?
(Cuts to the Ferocious Falcons with their panda)
Harold: Here’s the plan. (Pulls some bamboo out of his pockets)
Gwen: When did you get that?
Harold: I made sure I’d have some in case we went to China.
(Confessional: Harold)
Harold: Total Drama rule number 37: Always assume there will be a panda!
(End of confessional)
Harold: So here’s what we’ll do, we’re going to lure the panda to the bamboo!
Brick: Couldn’t someone else end up getting hurt by doing this?
Harold: As long as no one is holding the bamboo, the panda will leave you alone. I just need a stick and some string.
Brick: (Takes thread out of his pocket) I don’t have any string, but will thread work.
Courtney: Why do you have that?!
Brick: Because of fashion, okay?! Can’t a guy like military training and fashion?
Harold: (Takes the thread) Yes, that will work! I still need a stick though and it needs to be long.
Sky: I’ll get you one! (Jumps onto a tree and breaks a branch off) Here you go! (Throws Harold the branch)
Harold: (Ties the thread onto the branch then ties the bamboo to the other end of the thread, he is holding the branch as a fishing rod.) Now watch this.
(Harold swings the branch and the bamboo touches the panda. The panda stops attacking Owen and grabs bites onto the bamboo. Harold then drops the branch as the panda eats the bamboo.)
Owen: Thanks for saving me Harold!
Harold: No problem, but we don’t have much time, hopefully the bamboo will be enough to calm the panda down.
(Cuts to the Hawks still hiding in the bush)
Tyler: So are we just going to have to get out and fight the panda or something? Because really, what else can we do?
Dawn: No! We can’t hurt him.
Heather: What choice do we have? It’s that or we hide for the rest of the challenge and lose. (To Max) This is all your fault Max! If you hadn’t given the panda your helmet, we would be winning.
Dakota: And what makes you so sure we’d be winning?
Heather: Because Dawn is the only one on this show that can communicate with animals, no one on the other team would be able to handle a panda!
Alejandro: Muy cierto! The only members from the other team who can be helpful in this challenge would be DJ, who is too afraid, Harold, who no one’s going to listen to, Lightning, who’s an idiot and unconscious, and Brick, who will just get hurt in the process. That means we should still have time, but who would be able to fight off the panda with Max’s helmet.
Dakota: I’ve got this! I’ll use the radiation inside of me to fight off the panda! Don’t worry Dawn, I won’t hurt the panda too much. (Leaves the bush and confronts the panda) Alright panda! I’m right here, fight me! (Makes fists)
(The panda angrily walks toward Dakota. Dakota watches as the panda comes closer to her and tries to attack, but she grabs the helmet and crushes it. A small explosion is caused by the crushing of the helmet which hurts the panda.)
Max: No! You’ve destroyed my invention!
Dawn: Oh no, I’m not sure if he’s okay. (Walks over to the panda)
Scarlett: Come on, we don’t have a lot of time, let’s get this panda to Big Buddha.
Dawn: Not until I get heal him.
Heather: Seriously! This is all your fault Max!
Max: Me? (Points to Dakota) It was her who messed up my diabolical plans to take over the world! I mean, to win this challenge.
Dakota: I was trying to help! And by the way, a true villain would never give their plans away like that!
(Dakota and Max glare at each other)
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: (Laughs) Is Dakota turning into a nerd? Either that or she’s trying to become like Heather and myself.
(End of confessional)
(Cuts to the Falcons watching their panda eat while figuring out a plan)
Harold; Here’s the plan, when we can walk this panda until we get to the staircase that leads to Tian Tan Buddha. From there we’re going to need someone who will carry the panda up the stairs and I know who can do it.
Courtney: Don’t tell me you’re talking about who I think you’re talking about. (Looks at Lightning’s unconscious body hanging over Owen’s shoulder)
Harold: Lightning!
Courtney: And now we’re going to lose. We had it, and then we lost it.
Sky: Harold, you know Lightning is not a team player right? How will you get him to help us?
Harold: He may not like team work, but he does like winning. To convince him to win for our team, I will use something known as Reverse Psychology. Like how Noah got him to not plug his nose!
Gwen: How will that work?
Harold: Gwen, reverse psychology works by making someone believe something, but-
Gwen: I know what reverse psychology is!
Courtney: We get it, Harold!
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: “Explains things to men and women”, my foot.
(End of confessional)
Courtney: Great, you know what reverse psychology is, now how do we wake him up?
Harold: Actually, we don’t have to wake him up, his unconsciousness will end soon.
Owen: Wait, really?
Harold: Yep.
Sky: Yeah, unconsciousness only lasts-
Harold: People can only be unconscious for a few hours at a time, at which point the blood which rushed to the head starts to-
Sky: Stop it! You’re unbelievable!
Noah: I think we should hurry to statue first before Lightning wakes up.
Harold: I still have more bamboo, I’ll just keep dropping some and we’ll make a trail that the panda can follow.
(The Falcons start heading for Big Buddha)
(Cuts to the Hawks and their panda. Dawn is still trying to heal it.)
Tyler: How long is this going to take?
Dawn: (Inspecting the wound) It depends on how bad the wound is.
Dakota: Really? (Picks up the panda) We don’t have time for that. Let’s go!
Dawn: Wait-
Dakota: No, we have a challenge to win. I should have enough strength from the radiation to carry the panda all the way to Big Buddha, so come on!
Dawn: (Sighs)
(The Hawks start running toward Big Buddha)
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: After this challenge, I’m going to make sure the panda is healed before we leave!
(End of confessional)
(Cuts to the Ferocious Falcons running to the Tian Tan Buddha statue with their panda following them.)
Harold: Almost there…
Gwen: (Sees the statue) Harold, stop walking, we’re at the statue.
Harold: Gwen, please, I think I know where the statue- (Bumps into the statue)
Gwen: Told you.
(The Ferocious Falcons see a big staircase that leads them to the Tian Tan Buddha statue.)
Owen: Wow! It’s huge!
Chris: (From the top of the stairs using a megaphone) This is it! The final part of the challenge, first team to reach the top with their panda wins immunity.
Zoey: How are we going to get the panda up those stairs? I don’t think Lightning will be strong enough to get all the way to the top carrying it.
Harold: Actually, he might be able to do it. After I use reverse psychology to trick him into doing it, he just needs to keep victory in mind and he may succeed.
Noah: And you’re just going to magically wake him up.
Harold: Actually, he should wake up right about… now!
Lightning: (Wakes up) Sha-Lightning’s awake! And… wait, this isn’t a five-star hotel!
Owen: (Drops Lightning)
Lightning: (Gets up) How did Lightning get here?
Harold: Lightning, see that panda over there, (Shows him the panda) take it up the stairs and we’ll win the challenge!
Lightning: We? No! Only Lightning wins!
Harold: No we win as a team.
Lightning: Sha-no!
Harold: Yes!
Lightning: No!
Harold: Yes!
Lightning: No!
Harold: Sha-no!
Lightning: Sha-yes! Lightning wins for his team! (Grabs the Panda and starts running up the staircase.
Brick: (Impressed) Good one soldier.
Noah: (Rolls his eyes)
(Confessional: Noah)
Noah: I’m probably the only one who isn’t impressed by Harold’s reverse psychology, and that’s because he used it on Lightning. The most idiotic person to ever compete on this show. Please, even Lindsay could convince him to do it.
(End of Confessional)
Sky: The rest of us should follow Lightning, because we are still part of the team. He also might not be able to carry the panda all the way to the top!
Harold: Actually Sky, pandas only weigh about-
Sky: I know, Harold! Shut up for once in your life!
DJ: Let’s go!
(Cuts to the Hasty Hawks arriving at the statue)
Chris: (Using his megaphone from the top of the staircase) Welcome to your final part of the challenge, first team to reach the top with their panda wins immunity!
Dakota: (Still carrying the panda) I’ve got this! (Starts running up the staircase)
Dawn: Please be careful!
(Dakota and Lighting race to the top of the staircase with their pandas)
Lightning: Sha-Lightning’s gonna shoot, sha-Lightning’s gonna score!
(Dakota starts to move ahead of Lightning as he starts losing energy)
Courtney: No! We can’t lose!
Sky: Who says we’re going to, DJ, Brick, you two are the second strongest members of our team, can you two take over for Lightning when he runs out of energy?
Brick: (Salutes to Sky) Sir yes sir! I mean ma’am!
DJ: (Hesitant) Yes… I can do it!
(Lightning continues running out of energy and starts to fall over, but Owen catches him as Brick and DJ grab hold of the panda and continue up the stairs.)
(Dakota continues running with the panda as the rest of her team follows her.)
Alejandro: Sí! We’re almost there keep going Dakota!
Max: Stop rooting for her! That pathetic blonde girl ruined my invention!
Dakota: Can you annoy me about that another time? I’m about to win for the team!
Max: I won’t stop until my plans to take over the world, I mean, win for my team, work! And you will not be able to ruin any of them! Mwahaha!
Dakota: That does it! (Stops running)
Heather: Dakota! What are you doing?
Tyler: Maybe she’s tired, it happens to me all the time.
Dawn: Oh no, I hope she’s not doing what I think she’s doing.
Dakota: Sorry Dawn, but I’m going to teach this short guy a lesson! (Throws the panda toward Max)
(The panda glares at Max while being thrown toward him remembering what he had done earlier)
Max: (Screams as he runs down the stairs with the panda chasing him)
Scarlett: With all due respect, Dakota, do you think you could have waited until we won? That seemed a bit harsh.
Dakota: Couldn’t help it, he’s an annoying jerk!
(The rest of the team glares at Dakota as Brick and DJ make it to the top with their panda)
Chris: And the Ferocious Falcons have won for the second time in a row! Hasty Hawks, you guys need to step up your game.
(The Ferocious Falcons cheer)
Owen: We won!
Sky: And we couldn’t have done it without DJ and Brick, the one who made our victory possible. Good work all of you!
Harold: Hey, I helped out too!
Sky: Actually, what you really did was-
Harold: I know what I really did!
Chef: (Sees the panda chasing Max at the bottom of the staircase) This just isn’t right! Panda’s seemed a lot nicer on cereal boxes!
Chris: Well, now that the challenge is done, we better get out of here.
(The Hasty Hawks all make it to the top of the stairs)
Dawn: Wait, before we leave, the pandas need to be returned to their homes and ours needs treatment.
Chris: Fine… To avoid being arrested for animal abuse, the pandas will be returned to their homes with special care. Interns, take them back!
(Cuts to the Elimination room of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet. The Hasty Hawks are all seated.)
Chris: All of you are losers for a reason and one of you is more of a loser than the rest of your team. It can only be determined by having you all vote tonight, one by one, each of you must vote in the confessional and then watch a second team member take the Drop of Shame.
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: (Stamps a passport) I vote out Dakota for costing us the challenge!
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: (Stamps a passport) My vote goes to Dakota, not only did she make us lose, but the radiation inside of her is a big advantage.
(Confessional: Izzy)
Izzy: (Stamps a passport) Ooh, I wonder which one I should stamp this time? Let’s go with the cool purple haired dude!
(Confessional: Dakota)
Dakota: (Stamps a passport) Max has to go!
(Confessional: Tyler)
Tyler: (Stamps a passport) Even though Dakota made us lose, she’s still a better team member than Max.
(Confessional: Max)
Max: (Stamps a passport) I will not let some blonde girl get in the way of any of my diabolical plans!
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: (Stamps a passport) Sorry Dakota, but I have no respect for animal cruelty.
(Confessional: Lindsay)
Lindsay: (Stamps a passport) Matt wasn’t very nice to Danica, so I’m going to vote for him.
(Confessional: Scarlett)
Scarlett: (Stamps a passport) I vote for, um… I don’t know… I didn’t want to have to vote anyone off again!
(End of confessional)
Chris: Time to read the votes! The first one says… Max… Max…
(Dakota smiles as Max frowns)
Chris: Dakota… Dakota… Dakota…
(Max smiles as Dakota frowns)
Chris: Max… Dakota… Max…
(Dakota and Max glare at each other)
Chris: And the last vote is for….. Dakota! (Throws a parachute to Dakota)
Max: No hero can save you now, princess! Mwahaha!
Dakota: You know what, who cares? I’m out of here! This show is turning me into what I’m not, so I’m glad you guys voted for me. (Jumps out of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet) I’m coming Sam!
Chris: I’m not going to miss her. Two losses in a row, tough break for the Hawks! (Laughs) Will the Hawks finally be able to beat the Falcons? Can Max and Lightning still survive this show with team members that hate them? And will Max take over the world? Probably not! But we won’t know for sure until the next episode of Total Drama World Tour 2!
(Credits)
(Post Credits)
(Cuts to Dakota parachuting from the Total Drama Jumbo Jet)
Dakota: You know what, I’m not upset at all. Sure, the money would’ve been nice, but I can’t wait to get back home. Even though I’m back to my human self, I will not become shallow again, I’m going to become someone else. Sam is going to think I’m the best girlfriend ever when I come home and tell him I’d like to play video games with him. I can’t believe I never bothered to try them out before I was mutated.
(Dakota lands in a big city on Hong Kong Island)
Dakota: Okay, so before I go home, I’m going to see if I can do some shopping.
Episode 2: Hong Kong Funky
Written by: SilverthehedgehogMan
Edited by: V-Create
(Cuts to the Total Drama Jumbo Jet’s cockpit)
Chris: Last time, on Total Drama World Tour 2! It was beach day at Playa de los Pocitos! There, we had an awesome five part challenge! Some also did awesome! (Shows clip of Dawn meditating underwater) Others, not so much. (Shows clip of Lightning ignoring the volleyball challenge). Big fights continued! (Shows clips of Sky and Lightning). But in the end, it was Brick and Courtney who won for their team in the final part of the challenge, and Topher was the one taking the drop of shame, because of his attempt to be me! (Shows clip of Topher being pushed out of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet) Sorry, but no one tries to take my place and get away with it! One elimination has been done, but there’s more to go and it’s all right here on Total. Drama. World Tour 2!
(Opening Theme)
(Cuts to the economy class of the Jumbo Jet, where Heather and Alejandro sit down in boredom, Dakota sits in a corner painting her nails, Tyler and Lindsay lie down on the seat trying to cuddle, Izzy messes around in the storage compartment above the seats, Dawn meditates in a corner and Max is talking to Scarlett.)
Heather: (Stands up) Listen up team! We lost yesterday, so today we need to stay focused!
(The room stays silent and no one listens to Heather)
Heather: (Sighs)
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: I need to get my team focused, but how? No one’s going to want to listen to me after Seasons 1 and 3. I just… need to find some way to motivate them! We’re not going to win at this rate!
(End of confessional)
(Cuts to Courtney and Sky in first class, both are walking around)
Sky: So what’s life like for you?
Courtney: Why do you care?
Sky: Sorry, I’m just wondering.
Courtney: Alright, I’ll tell you… (Whispers) But can we please go somewhere else to talk about this? I’d rather not have anyone hear about this.
Sky: (Also whispering) Uh, sure.
(Sky and Courtney leave first class and sneak into the cargo unit)
Sky: Courtney, what’s going on?
Courtney: This is embarrassing, but… I still live with my parents. I go to school and work full time, but I’m trying to move out of my parent’s house as soon as possible. Come on, I’m almost done with being a CIT! In only a few months, I’ll just be a C! And I can’t be living with my parents then!
Sky: Why? It sounds like you’ve got your hands tied and don’t really have time to find a place and move out. You’re still young.
Courtney: If only it were that simple. See, my parents and I were never... very close. All my life, they have put me under a lot of pressure. I just want it all to end! (Covers her face with her hands) I’m just so stressed out! I can’t do this anymore!
Sky: I would suggest being careful what you say about them on TV… they could be watching.
Courtney: They’re not going to hear this, they’ve never watched this show! They’re both at work most of the time! Plus, it’s not like they even care… as far as they’re concerned, if I’m not at work or school, I’m not doing anything productive. (Pauses for a few seconds) You’re the first person I’ve told this to.
Sky: Wait, really?
Courtney: Yes! Back home, I don’t have anyone to talk to about my problems. I’m an only child! And all my friends left me after seeing how I did on Total Drama! You’re the only person to really be concerned with my life problems.
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: Whoa, I never really asked to hear about her personal life… but this sounds important. Better listen to her.
(End of confessional)
Courtney: What about you?
Sky: Well, I’m still in High School right now, so I still live with my Mom and my sister. Everything is fine at home, except when my mother begins to pressure me.
Courtney: Whatever she does, it couldn’t possibly be as bad as what my parents do to me- I mean, sorry, I’ve vented long enough. What does your mom do?
Sky: See, I’m really good at gymnastics, but that’s only because my mom has made me do it since I was super young. Like… three years old young. Failure isn’t tolerated in my house. I don’t think she’d disown me for it, but I’m really afraid to fail in front of her. I’ve also never quit anything before in my life, because that would really anger her if I did. It’s why I’m afraid to try anything new. That all might have to do with the fact that my Dad walked out on us when I was really little, but still.
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: Mom, if you’re watching this. I don’t mean to offend you, you and my sister are the reason for who I am today. I love you! Just, uh… you don’t have to pressure me all the time!
(End of confessional)
Courtney: What about your sister?
Sky: She and I have always been very close. We’ve done a lot together and nothing could hurt me more than if I lost her.
Courtney: I’m jealous of you, because at least you have someone you know who cares about you. Like I said, everyone just left me.
Sky: So that’s why you keep trying to make amends with Gwen… you know, I’ll help you out.
Courtney: Really?! Thank you so much! (Hugs Sky, but then lets go) Too soon?
Sky: No, it’s… fine, really.
(Cuts back to First Class)
Owen: (To Noah) …And then I saw how Izzy played volleyball and I realized-
Noah: You want to go back to dating Izzy, don’t you?
Owen: (Blushes, then reclines into his seat) How did you know? Please don’t tell anyone.
Noah: (Rolls his eyes) Dunno, must’ve been a lucky guess.
(Confessional: Owen)
Owen: Ever since this season started, I’ve been missing Izzy. (Sighs) I wish I never left her. How did that one song I sang on Season 3 go? (Singing) Oh my Izzy, Oh my Izzy, I want a pizza to go! (Stops singing) No, that’s not it… but I do want a pizza to go!
(End of Confessional)
(Cuts to the cockpit)
Chef: (Speaking with a microphone) This is your captain speaking… We’ll be landing shortly. (Begins to land the plane, by dive-bombing it)
(Cuts to economy class, some of the Hawks are freaking out and clutching onto pieces of the plane)
Izzy: (Excited) This is fun!
Tyler: Aren’t you afraid of flying?
Izzy: Come on, Tyler, this is falling, not flying!
Dakota: Does Chef even know how to fly a plane?!
Heather: If you had competed on Season 3 you would know he can’t! I would be more qualified to fly than him!
Scarlett: You were on that season the entire time. You never got used to it?
(Cuts to a big city surrounded by a body of water and the Total Drama Jumbo Jet lands in the water, creating a gigantic splash.)
(Cuts to the dining section of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet, where all the contestants are being instructed by Chris. The Jumbo Jet is slowly sinking into the water.)
Owen: Chris! You never mentioned we’d be going swimming! I forgot my trunks in my luggage!
Chris: (Holding a raft) Before I say anything, we need to get to land, because someone is really bad at piloting.
Chef: (Growls)
Chris: Relax, I’m sure the interns are worse than you. So anyway, let’s get in the raft! Trust me, this was not intentional in the slightest.
Zoey: Well, at least we’ll be able to go to that pretty big city! I’ve always wanted to go to a city like-
Chris: Hate to break it to you Zoey, but we are not going to that big city! Instead we are heading over to an island.
Zoey: Great, another island.
(The contestants get out of the plane and on the raft, which begins to ride toward the island.)
Chef: Oh man, I left my good swim trunks in my luggage!
Owen: You too?
Chris: Don’t worry, we’ll be over at that island in… only a few minutes! Yep! We’ll be there before we know it!
(The sun starts to set a bit, and the raft is barely starting to approach the island)
Chris: Does anyone have the time?
Dakota: Aw man, I was just about to catch Im’probabol! Those are exclusive to Asia! (Closes out of an app called Pokey Mans RUN and checks the time) What? I swear it feels like 7 in the morning… why does it say it’s 7 in the evening?
Harold: See, this is a different time zone, where it’s approximately 12 hours ahead of Canada-
Chris: Attention Contestants! We are now in Hong Kong, China! (The raft drifts toward the ledge of the island)
Harold: Yes! I’ve always wanted to visit China!
Chris: I don’t care! (Pulls out a map) Anyway, this island is known as Lantau Island! And the area is known as, uhh… Gnuch Gnut- Oh, my mistake! (Flips the map around) It’s actually called Tung Chung.
Harold: It’s pronounced-
Chris: Shut up Harold! For the first part of today’s challenge, you must head to the cable car station, known as Ngong Ping 360, from there you will ride to Ngong Ping. The directions to the station is the only navigation you will receive from me today, after that, you are on your own! I even called some taxis to come and get everyone, but I’m only doing this so I can end this episode in the right amount of time or else I don’t get paid!
Noah: (Rolls his eyes) Who knew you could act just like Blaineley?
Chris: Shh, we don’t speak of her. Rest in peace… her career! (Sees taxis) Oh look, the taxis have arrived. There is enough for everyone to get in one, I’ll see you all at the station. (Gets in a taxi, which drives away quickly)
Chef: Anyone want to go back to the plane to get their swim trunks?
(Cuts to Ngong Ping 360, where taxis are arriving)
Chris: (Gets out of the taxi) Everyone should be showing up soon, and then I can get to this challenge! Now, where did Chef go…?
(Everyone arrives)
Chris: Alright, your entire team is required to get inside a cable car and ride to Ngong Ping. Ferocious Falcons, since you won yesterday, you get to go inside one first! And it looks like my ride is here! It’s supposed to be Chef’s ride too, but I have no idea where he is. When each team arrives at Ngong Ping, I will instruct you on the next part of the challenge! (Gets inside a cable car, which takes off)
Scarlett: I have an idea! But it’s on the underhanded side. We can steal the Falcon’s ride and we’ll get there before them!
Alejandro: Muy bueno! Who knew you were so devious? But I think Chris will know if we cheated.
Scarlett: You said yesterday that Chris doesn’t care if we cheat!
Alejandro: Yes, but Chris is unpredictable. He always changes the rules as he goes.
Tyler: Come on guys, how about we just don’t cheat. Our car shouldn’t be very far behind theirs and then we just need to catch up to them!
Dakota: He’s right! Max aside, we are the stronger team!
Max: Quiet, you worm! You will pay for that! (Grabs Dakota’s pants)
Dakota: (Steps aside and grabs Max by his shirt) You better not! We’re on live TV!
(Max gulps as Dakota drops him)
Lindsay: (To Max) Woah! That is so not cool. Not all girls like having their underwear shown on TV!
Tyler: You better not try anything like that on my Lindsay or I’ll mess you up!
Max: Oh come on, it would get blurred out anyway! (Gets up) Then let’s see how you like it! (Pantses Tyler, who gasps and his face flushes red)
Tyler: Oh come on! My Hockey Team is watching me on TV and now they’re all going to laugh at me when I get back! (Pulls his pants back up)
(Confessional: Tyler)
Tyler: I really hope someone can edit that out! Greg, you better not say anything when I get back, or I’m gonna mess you up!
(Confessional: Dakota)
Dakota: Seriously, what kind of villain pantses someone as revenge? If a villain is seeking revenge they would- (Realizes what she’s saying) Uh… definitely not do that! Just, no one needs to be seeing that on live TV!
(End of confessional)
(Cuts to the cable car that the Falcons are entering)
Harold: Just so all of you know the pronunciations are Tung Chung and Ngong Ping.
Courtney: Harold, you’ve explained this enough times. We know now!
DJ: (Outside the cable car waving to Dawn) Good luck!
Dawn: (Waves back) You too!
DJ: (Gets inside the cable car)
Brick: Is everyone in? Remember the code, never leave a man behind!
Gwen: I think we have everyone.
Brick: I want to make sure before the cable car takes off.
Owen: Let’s see, we’ve got you, me, Noah, Gwen, Zoey, Courtney, Sky, DJ, Harold and Lightning. Yeah, we have everyone.
Lightning: You should’ve said Sha-Lightning’s name first, cause that’s the place Lightning always comes in!
Owen: Sorry, let me recount.
Everyone else (Except Lightning): No!
(The Falcon’s Cable Car takes off)
(Cuts to the Hasty Hawks, who are waiting for their cable car.)
Heather: Where is our car?!
Lindsay: (Gasps) I see our car! We’re going to fly over the water!
Heather: Whatever, everyone get in! We need to catch up to the other team!
(The Hawks get inside the cable car)
Tyler: Wait! Where’s Izzy?
Alejandro: Let me see. (Exits the cable car to see Izzy standing atop the car.) She’s on top of the car! I’ll get her. (Climbs on top of the cable car and grabs Izzy by the torso and throws her over his shoulder.)
Izzy: Aww, come on! (Tries to get out of Alejandro’s hands) Let me go!
Alejandro: It’s for our team! (Gets back inside the cable car, shoves Izzy inside and then closes it)
(The Hawk’s cable car takes off)
(Cuts to the Falcon’s cable car)
Lightning: Come on! Can’t this motorcycle go faster?!
Noah: (Annoyed) It’s a cable car.
Lightning: Pssh. Everyone knows a cable car has only one wheel!
Owen: Noah, can I do that thing now?
Noah: What? Oh wait, no! Wait until we stop!
Zoey: What’s he talking about?
Noah: You don’t want to know…
Brick: Is he about to-?
Owen: Sorry, I’m about to do it. (Pulls his pants down)
Noah: No! Everyone except Lightning, plug your noses! (Plugs his nose)
Lightning: Pssh, I know that’s just an attempt to get me to plug my nose! Just for that, I’m not gonna do it!
Owen: Here it comes! (Farts)
Lightning: (Smells Owen’s fart, then his eyes start to roll around) Oh, gross, my mouth was open! (Falls over) Lightning wins the Super Bowl again!
Courtney: (Plugging her nose) Eww, Owen, it stinks in here, because of you! Pull your pants up before you blind someone too!
Gwen: (Plugging her nose) Hey, at least it knocked out Lightning. Good thinking there, Noah!
Brick: (Plugging his nose) You’d make a great soldier! (Salutes to him)
(Confessional: Noah)
Noah: So maybe I told Owen earlier today that he should do that on Lightning, because of how irritating he got yesterday, but I didn’t want him doing it in the cable car!
(Confessional: Zoey)
Zoey: I remember back when my parents and I used to watch Total Drama together, my mom always thought Noah was a bad influence on Owen. She might be right...
(End of Confessional)
(Cuts to the Hawk’s cable car)
Max: Can’t this thing go any faster?!
Scarlett: It’s a cable car, it’s not supposed to be fast.
Max: Evil doesn’t do slow!
Scarlett: But Max, horrible evil people all over the world inflict the most excruciating torture by making their pain and suffering insufferably slow!
Max: Wait, really? Hmm… that gives me an idea!
Scarlett: Oh no, maybe I shouldn’t have said that aloud! This could be bad...
Dakota: (Annoyed) Can you drop your villainous act?! (Stomps on the glass beneath them)
Heather: (Sees the glass cracking) Dakota! Look what you just did.
Dakota: (Looks at the glass) Oh no! Sorry!
(The glass breaks into pieces causing the Hawks to fall out of the cable car. They all scream as they fall in the water.)
Izzy: That was fun! Where did you learn to do that Dakota?
Dakota: It was the radiation inside of me that did it! It’s not my fault!
Heather: First off, you need to get that radiation thing under control, and second, how are we going to get to Ngong Ping now?!
Tyler: Guess we’ll just have to swim.
Lindsay: But that will take forever and I’m not even wearing my favorite bikini! Where did I put it…?
(Confessional: Lindsay)
Lindsay: Oh no, I left it in my luggage!
(End of confessional)
Dakota: (Pulls her phone out, closing Pokey Mans RUN again) Hold on, I’ll just map the area.
Alejandro: How is it that your phone still works when we fell into the water? And why were you playing Pokey Mans RUN? People stopped playing that last year.
Dakota: When you’ve got some as rich as my Daddy, you can get the most indestructible phones in existence! And that’s not even true! That’s just a joke people tell each other for some laughs!
(Confessional: Dakota)
Dakota: I only need a little bit longer for this egg to hatch- oh! It’s hatching! It’s… it’s… another Muskrat?!!??! Stupid phone! (Throws it on the ground, but it bounces back up and hits her in the eye)
(End of confessional)
Heather: What does your phone say?
Dakota: It says we’re at Tung Chung Bay and we want to get to Ngong Ping. (Reads the map) There is no way we could make it by walking. Guess we’ll have to get back to the station.
Heather: What are we going to tell them? We broke the last one? Dakota, this is your fault.
Dakota: I don’t think they’d care, come on we’re Total Drama celebrities, they love us!
Alejandro: Worth a try, let’s get to the station, we’re running late!
(Cuts to the Ferocious Falcon’s cable car.)
Sky: We’re almost there!
DJ: What are we going to do with him knocked out? (Picks up Lightning’s unconscious body.)
Sky: I guess someone will just have to carry him until he wakes up, please don’t do that again Owen, that was disgusting. And Noah, don’t give him ideas.
(The cable car arrives at the station in Ngong Ping and the Falcons exit. Owen is holding Lightning over his shoulder. They then see Chef outside waiting for them.)
Owen: Where’s Chris?
Chef: Chris is at the Ngong Ping Village. …Did I say it right?
Harold: It’s pronounced Ngong Ping!
Chef: You need to get to there and meet with Chris, from there he will tell you what to do. But, just between you and me… (whispers to Harold) If you can go back to the plane and get my swimsuit, that would be great!
Harold: Oh man, I need to get mine, too!
Chef: Did you leave it in your luggage?
Harold: No, I left it in the cable car. (Runs back)
(Confessional: Harold)
Harold: Rule number 22 of Total Drama - always assume there will be some swimming!
(End of confessional)
Gwen: How do we get there?
Chef: It is right outside this station, Chris should be in the center.
Brick: Come on team, we need to get to Chris before the other team catches up to us!
(Cuts to the Hasty Hawks at the station impatiently waiting in line for a cable car.)
Heather: (Tapping her foot) Come on, we have a challenge to win!
Max: This wouldn't have happened if it weren’t for her! (Points to Dakota)
Dakota: Blaming me for this? Rude! You tried pantsing me on live TV!
Alejandro: At least he’s not the one who broke our cable car.
Dawn: Can we please not argue? Look! We’re next in line, let’s get in a cable car.
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: It’s only the second day on this season and my team can’t stop arguing over everything. I need to read their auras again and I will find something inside each of each member of this team that will help us work together.
(End of confessional)
(The Hawks get inside the cable car)
Heather: Dakota, no moving! And Max, stop complaining, if you’re so evil, you would find your way around everything!
(Confessional: Max)
Max: Heather thinks she’s more of a villain than me! She has no idea what I can do! Mwahaha! Fun fact, I helped Lernernerner DiCarpricorn win an Oscar last year, even though he wasn’t supposed to! I’m so evil!
(End of confessional)
(Cuts to Ngong Ping Village, the Falcons are looking around for Chris)
Courtney: (Sees Chris) I see him, come on let’s go!
(The Falcons run over to Chris)
Chris: And the Falcons have arrived at the Ngong Ping Village!
Harold: How many times do I have to say it’s pro-
Chris: (Cuts Harold off) Can you stop doing that?! Anyway, welcome to your next task. Here in the village, you are required to catch a panda!
Harold: Not possible, pandas are not native to this part of China.
Chris: Right, and that is why I had my interns catch some and bring them here.
DJ: Taking them away from their homes just for us to catch them. Not cool! Pandas are endangered, Chris!
Chris: I have money. (Shows them two pandas in separate cages along with a few wounded interns.) Let one of them out!
(One of the pandas is let free by an intern and it runs away.)
Chris: The panda has five minutes to roam free and then you will be required to catch it. After catching it you are to take it to the Tian Tan Buddha statue aka Big Buddha! In case you haven’t noticed a statue in the distance, look around and you’ll see it, it’s what I’m talking about. If you can successfully take the panda to the statue before the other team, you will have immunity. And by the way, both pandas are wearing a colored collar that represents the respective teams, red for your team and blue for the other, so don’t come back with the other team’s panda!
Owen: It shouldn’t be so hard, Pandas are so cute and cuddly!
Chris: I will not spoil the truth for you Owen, so I hope you all get hurt! I mean, uh, good luck. (Laughs) I’ll let you know when you’re five minutes are up.
(Confessional: DJ)
DJ: Last time I had encountered a panda was in Japan back on Season 3, and that was one of the worst experiences ever. I hope I never hurt an animal again.
(End of confessional)
Chris: (To the camera) Will the Falcons be able to catch their panda and when will the Hawks arrive for their panda? This may turn into a panda-monium! But we won’t know for sure until we’re back for more Total Drama World Tour 2!
(Commercial Break)
(Cuts to the Ngong Ping Village)
Chris: Falcons, time’s up, you may search for your panda!
Courtney: Alright team, we’ll split into groups to find the panda. When one group finds the panda, stay with it, and the rest of the team will soon meet up with whoever finds it. Do I make myself clear?!
Brick: (Salutes to her) Sir, yes sir! I mean ma’am.
Courtney: You don’t have to correct yourself every time, we all know what you mean.
Brick: No, I must always correct myself, because I have respect for you women.
Courtney: Fine, but anyway, Sky, Brick, DJ and Gwen, you’re with me.
Sky: (Whispers to Courtney) I think you should give Gwen some space, have someone else be in our group. Don’t overwhelm her.
Courtney: I mean you Harold, not Gwen. Gwen, will be with Zoey, Owen, Noah and Lightning in a group.
Zoey: Got it! Is Lightning still unconscious?
Owen: Yeah, he still is and I’m getting tired of holding him over my shoulder.
Lightning: (Snores) Am I being carried to my new five-star luxury hotel room where we can all play football and eat wings?
Courtney: Serves you right for knocking him out with your disgusting fart!
Owen: Hey, Noah told me it was a good idea.
Courtney: Just get to searching before the other team shows up!
(The teams split up to find the Panda)
(Cuts to the cable car station, where the Hawks have finally arrived.)
Alejandro: (Exits the cable car) Finalmente! We’ve made it and I see Chef, come on, let’s find out what’s next.
(The rest of the team exits the cable car)
Tyler: Hey Chef! Where’s Chris?
Chef: At the village, go there and he will instruct you on the next part of the challenge. But you wanna know where he should be? Over at the plane and helping my find my swimsuit!
Alejandro: Gracias, Chef!
Chef: Wait, Alejandro, can you go back to the plane and-
Alejandro: Hmm… No.
Heather: Come on team, we’ve gotta go! We’re running late. (They all run off in a flash)
Chef: Man… and I paid good money for that swimsuit.
(The Hawks enter the village and find Chris)
Chris: You’re late!
Max: We wouldn’t have been if-
Chris: I don’t care about your excuses! For the next part of this challenge, my interns brought some pandas we’re gonna use for this challenge. Your task is to catch a panda that they brought here.
Dawn: How could you take those innocent creatures away from their home like that?! Pandas are also endangered!
Chris: Unfortunately, you’re not the first person whose complained about this. I brought them here for my pleasure and only mine.
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: Was the other person who complained… DJ?
(End of confessional)
(An intern lets the other panda free and it starts running around the village)
Chris: The panda has five minutes to roam the village and after it’s five minutes are up, you may chase after it and catch it. After you catch the panda take it to the Tian Tan Buddha Statue aka Big Buddha. First team to arrive at the statue with the panda wins immunity. Also, each panda is wearing a colored collar, blue for your team and red for the other. Do not come back with the wrong panda or you will not win!
Lindsay: Awe, I can’t wait to see the panda and give it a big hug!
Scarlett: Lindsay, I understand your excitement, but it would probably be a very bad idea!
Dawn: She’s right, that’s not how you should handle a panda.
Lindsay: Why not? The panda on one of my cereal boxes looks so cute and happy, I’m sure it would love it if I gave it a hug!
Scarlett: Oh, but Lindsay, that’s all but a marketing ploy to make little children excited!
(Confessional: Lindsay)
Lindsay: When I was little, the cereal with the panda on the box was always my favorite! I just don’t get why Charlotte doesn’t think pandas are cute.
(End of confessional)
(Cuts to Brick, Courtney, Sky, Harold and DJ looking for their panda. They walk past many stores trying to see if the panda is anywhere nearby.)
Sky: (Looking around) I don’t think the panda could’ve gotten very far.
DJ: I just hope the panda doesn’t hurt any of the townspeople. They may be cute, but pandas are strong. And not to mention quick-tempered.
Brick: Wait! What do you mean? They always looked so nice and cuddly on cereal boxes.
Harold: What he means is pandas are not the cute and cuddly creatures everybody thinks they are. They’re actually quite aggressive, I would suggest not getting too close, because they have well-developed claws. They are also very carnivorous.
Courtney: Okay panda expert! Tell us how to tame one so that we don’t get eaten!
Harold: That might take time. See, I never actually graduated from Panda Steve’s Bear-Catching Camp. I mean, pandas are technically more related to raccoons than to bears-
Sky: (Sees a panda) Uh, guys... There’s a panda behind you.
Brick: (Turns around) Yes! (Sees the collar) But wait, it has a blue collar, we’re supposed to catch the one with the red collar.
DJ: We better get away, the panda doesn’t look too happy!
Courtney: Well of course it’s not happy, it gets to feel our pain from being captured by Chris!
Harold: We must not run away. Running away will just make it chase after us!
(Cuts to Gwen, Owen, Noah, Zoey and Lightning, who is still unconscious, looking for the panda)
Owen: Panda, come out wherever you are! We don’t want to hurt you, we just want to tell you how much we love you!
Zoey: There’s no way the panda could’ve gone too far, let’s keep looking!
Gwen: (Gasps) I think I see it, it’s just laying down in the grass! Come on!
(Gwen, Owen, Zoey, Noah go near the panda, but not close except for Owen, who wants to hug it)
Noah: Dude, no!
Owen: Come on, it can’t be that bad. (Drops Lightning and walks over to the panda with open arms) Okay wittle guy, come here!
Lightning: (Snores) Man, nothing like a good rest after a big game and long night of partying...
(The panda looks at Owen and starts attacking him. Gwen, Zoey and Noah cringe while Owen screams at his pain.)
(Cuts to the rest of the Falcons)
Harold: (Hears screaming) That sound like Owen, they must have found that panda, come on if we follow the noise, it will lead us to them.
Courtney: Probably the only time I will say this, but listen to Harold!
(Harold, Courtney, Sky, Brick and DJ follow the noise to get to the other Falcons)
(Cuts to the Hasty Hawks and Chris)
Chris: Time's up, you may search for your panda! And it looks like my work here at the village is done, I will be at Big Buddha waiting for all of you. (Leaves)
Alejandro: Okay team, here’s what we’ll do is we’ll stick together so that the nine of us can all surround the panda.
Heather: But how are we going to surround the panda if we’re all in a group?! The panda could easily run away before we tried, we need to split up.
Alejandro: It would be easier to do if we had all our team, because we’d have more people to surround it.
Scarlett: Heather, Alejandro has a point, we should stick together! Besides, don’t people always work better when surrounded by friends?
Heather: Scarlett, are you sure you’re alright? You haven’t been acting like… you.
Scarlett: Dear me, I apologize if my behavior has been off-putting at all! I’ll be a little more quiet if that’s what you’d prefer.
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: What did the people who brainwashed Scarlett even do? It’s like she’s a completely different person. It’s kind of scary.
(End of confessional)
Dakota: I’m going to side with Alejandro too.
Heather: Fine, we’ll go with Alejandro’s plan!
Alejandro: Muy bueno, let’s search for the panda!
(The team begin searching for the panda)
(Cuts to Harold, Courtney, Sky, Brick and DJ running to find the rest of their team)
Harold: (Listens to Owen’s screaming) We’re getting closer!
(They arrive at the sighting of Owen being attacked by the panda)
Zoey: Oh, you’re here! We need to figure out how to save Owen from that panda.
Owen: (Screaming while being attacked) They’re so much cuter on that one cereal box!
(The team cringe as he is being attacked)
Harold: No need to fear for I here know how we can get the panda off of him without hurting either of them?
Sky: Well, you better hurry! Pandas are strong.
Harold: Hey, I know that!
Sky: Yeah, doesn’t feel too good, does it? You think that just because I’m a woman, I don’t know things?!
Harold: What? No! I explain things to both men and women!
(Confessional: Harold)
Harold: People like Sky always say they’re fighting for gender equality. But here I am actually treating people with gender equality! See, I explain things to both men and women. I’m what we call an egalitarian.
(End of confessional)
(Cuts to the Hasty Hawks searching for their panda)
Tyler: I wonder how far a panda could go within five minutes.
Scarlett: Pandas are actually fast despite their size, they can run 20 miles per hour at top speed! You need to hide in its blind spot!
Lindsay: (Sees the panda) Guys, I see a polar bear that’s committing a robbery!
Tyler: (Also sees the panda) Lindsay, you’re a genius!
Heather: Lindsay, a genius? Don’t make me barf.
Alejandro: Come on, let’s surround the panda.
(The team runs toward the panda and make a circle around it)
Alejandro: Dawn, use your ability to communicate with animals on that panda!
Dawn: I can do that. (Walks over to the panda and starts petting it) There’s a certain way panda’s like to be treated, that way they won’t hurt you.
Max: Whatever, (Pulls out an object that looks identical to the helmet he used on a pig in TDPI) it’s time to try out my new invention!
Scarlett: Max, if I am not mistaken, didn’t you use that in Pahkitew Island? Please correct me if I am wrong.
Max: Yes, but this time it will not be destroyed! Mwahaha! So, uh, I guess it’s more of an updated invention.
(Confessional: Max)
Max: Scarlett may not be the same anymore, but I’m still going to need a sidekick! Wait, if Scarlett is different… maybe I can convince her to be my sidekick again! It’ll be just like old times! Mwahaha!
(End of Confessional)
Max: (Walks over to the Panda) Out of my way! (Pushes Dawn, who falls onto the ground, and places the helmet on the panda’s head)
Dawn: What are you doing?! Max, this is a terrible idea!
Max: Too late! Now I just need to get this helmet working and this panda minion will destroy all of you! Uh, I mean, it’ll go right to Big Buddha. (Plays with the helmet) How do I get this to work?
Scarlett: Forgive me, but didn’t you invent it?
Max: What does that have to do with anything?
Scarlett: Sorry. Uh… try flipping the switch!
Heather: Scarlett!
Max: (Flips the switch) Why didn’t I think of that? I’m the one who invented it!
(The helmet lights up as the panda looks at Max angrily, and growls.)
Max: I command you to attack those fools! I mean, uh, you see that Buddha statue! Run over there as fast as you can!
(The panda growls and begins chasing after Max who runs toward the rest of the team)
Tyler: Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn!
(The panda chases the Hawks through the village)
Heather: Dawn, is there a way you can stop the panda?
Dawn: The panda isn’t going to listen as long as he has the helmet on! That panda isn’t itself anymore.
Heather: Sounds like someone on this team.
Scarlett: Forgive me, but to whom could you be referring?
Heather: Ugh, forget it! Just focus on getting the panda back!
Tyler: Guys, I think we should hide somewhere.
Lindsay: Hide and Seek with Pandas? I love that game! And I love pandas!
Alejandro: Surrounding the village, there are some bushes, let’s hide in them while we strategize.
(The Hawks find a bush to hide in while watching the panda scaring off the townspeople)
Tyler: Does anyone have any ideas?
(Cuts to the Ferocious Falcons with their panda)
Harold: Here’s the plan. (Pulls some bamboo out of his pockets)
Gwen: When did you get that?
Harold: I made sure I’d have some in case we went to China.
(Confessional: Harold)
Harold: Total Drama rule number 37: Always assume there will be a panda!
(End of confessional)
Harold: So here’s what we’ll do, we’re going to lure the panda to the bamboo!
Brick: Couldn’t someone else end up getting hurt by doing this?
Harold: As long as no one is holding the bamboo, the panda will leave you alone. I just need a stick and some string.
Brick: (Takes thread out of his pocket) I don’t have any string, but will thread work.
Courtney: Why do you have that?!
Brick: Because of fashion, okay?! Can’t a guy like military training and fashion?
Harold: (Takes the thread) Yes, that will work! I still need a stick though and it needs to be long.
Sky: I’ll get you one! (Jumps onto a tree and breaks a branch off) Here you go! (Throws Harold the branch)
Harold: (Ties the thread onto the branch then ties the bamboo to the other end of the thread, he is holding the branch as a fishing rod.) Now watch this.
(Harold swings the branch and the bamboo touches the panda. The panda stops attacking Owen and grabs bites onto the bamboo. Harold then drops the branch as the panda eats the bamboo.)
Owen: Thanks for saving me Harold!
Harold: No problem, but we don’t have much time, hopefully the bamboo will be enough to calm the panda down.
(Cuts to the Hawks still hiding in the bush)
Tyler: So are we just going to have to get out and fight the panda or something? Because really, what else can we do?
Dawn: No! We can’t hurt him.
Heather: What choice do we have? It’s that or we hide for the rest of the challenge and lose. (To Max) This is all your fault Max! If you hadn’t given the panda your helmet, we would be winning.
Dakota: And what makes you so sure we’d be winning?
Heather: Because Dawn is the only one on this show that can communicate with animals, no one on the other team would be able to handle a panda!
Alejandro: Muy cierto! The only members from the other team who can be helpful in this challenge would be DJ, who is too afraid, Harold, who no one’s going to listen to, Lightning, who’s an idiot and unconscious, and Brick, who will just get hurt in the process. That means we should still have time, but who would be able to fight off the panda with Max’s helmet.
Dakota: I’ve got this! I’ll use the radiation inside of me to fight off the panda! Don’t worry Dawn, I won’t hurt the panda too much. (Leaves the bush and confronts the panda) Alright panda! I’m right here, fight me! (Makes fists)
(The panda angrily walks toward Dakota. Dakota watches as the panda comes closer to her and tries to attack, but she grabs the helmet and crushes it. A small explosion is caused by the crushing of the helmet which hurts the panda.)
Max: No! You’ve destroyed my invention!
Dawn: Oh no, I’m not sure if he’s okay. (Walks over to the panda)
Scarlett: Come on, we don’t have a lot of time, let’s get this panda to Big Buddha.
Dawn: Not until I get heal him.
Heather: Seriously! This is all your fault Max!
Max: Me? (Points to Dakota) It was her who messed up my diabolical plans to take over the world! I mean, to win this challenge.
Dakota: I was trying to help! And by the way, a true villain would never give their plans away like that!
(Dakota and Max glare at each other)
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: (Laughs) Is Dakota turning into a nerd? Either that or she’s trying to become like Heather and myself.
(End of confessional)
(Cuts to the Falcons watching their panda eat while figuring out a plan)
Harold; Here’s the plan, when we can walk this panda until we get to the staircase that leads to Tian Tan Buddha. From there we’re going to need someone who will carry the panda up the stairs and I know who can do it.
Courtney: Don’t tell me you’re talking about who I think you’re talking about. (Looks at Lightning’s unconscious body hanging over Owen’s shoulder)
Harold: Lightning!
Courtney: And now we’re going to lose. We had it, and then we lost it.
Sky: Harold, you know Lightning is not a team player right? How will you get him to help us?
Harold: He may not like team work, but he does like winning. To convince him to win for our team, I will use something known as Reverse Psychology. Like how Noah got him to not plug his nose!
Gwen: How will that work?
Harold: Gwen, reverse psychology works by making someone believe something, but-
Gwen: I know what reverse psychology is!
Courtney: We get it, Harold!
(Confessional: Sky)
Sky: “Explains things to men and women”, my foot.
(End of confessional)
Courtney: Great, you know what reverse psychology is, now how do we wake him up?
Harold: Actually, we don’t have to wake him up, his unconsciousness will end soon.
Owen: Wait, really?
Harold: Yep.
Sky: Yeah, unconsciousness only lasts-
Harold: People can only be unconscious for a few hours at a time, at which point the blood which rushed to the head starts to-
Sky: Stop it! You’re unbelievable!
Noah: I think we should hurry to statue first before Lightning wakes up.
Harold: I still have more bamboo, I’ll just keep dropping some and we’ll make a trail that the panda can follow.
(The Falcons start heading for Big Buddha)
(Cuts to the Hawks and their panda. Dawn is still trying to heal it.)
Tyler: How long is this going to take?
Dawn: (Inspecting the wound) It depends on how bad the wound is.
Dakota: Really? (Picks up the panda) We don’t have time for that. Let’s go!
Dawn: Wait-
Dakota: No, we have a challenge to win. I should have enough strength from the radiation to carry the panda all the way to Big Buddha, so come on!
Dawn: (Sighs)
(The Hawks start running toward Big Buddha)
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: After this challenge, I’m going to make sure the panda is healed before we leave!
(End of confessional)
(Cuts to the Ferocious Falcons running to the Tian Tan Buddha statue with their panda following them.)
Harold: Almost there…
Gwen: (Sees the statue) Harold, stop walking, we’re at the statue.
Harold: Gwen, please, I think I know where the statue- (Bumps into the statue)
Gwen: Told you.
(The Ferocious Falcons see a big staircase that leads them to the Tian Tan Buddha statue.)
Owen: Wow! It’s huge!
Chris: (From the top of the stairs using a megaphone) This is it! The final part of the challenge, first team to reach the top with their panda wins immunity.
Zoey: How are we going to get the panda up those stairs? I don’t think Lightning will be strong enough to get all the way to the top carrying it.
Harold: Actually, he might be able to do it. After I use reverse psychology to trick him into doing it, he just needs to keep victory in mind and he may succeed.
Noah: And you’re just going to magically wake him up.
Harold: Actually, he should wake up right about… now!
Lightning: (Wakes up) Sha-Lightning’s awake! And… wait, this isn’t a five-star hotel!
Owen: (Drops Lightning)
Lightning: (Gets up) How did Lightning get here?
Harold: Lightning, see that panda over there, (Shows him the panda) take it up the stairs and we’ll win the challenge!
Lightning: We? No! Only Lightning wins!
Harold: No we win as a team.
Lightning: Sha-no!
Harold: Yes!
Lightning: No!
Harold: Yes!
Lightning: No!
Harold: Sha-no!
Lightning: Sha-yes! Lightning wins for his team! (Grabs the Panda and starts running up the staircase.
Brick: (Impressed) Good one soldier.
Noah: (Rolls his eyes)
(Confessional: Noah)
Noah: I’m probably the only one who isn’t impressed by Harold’s reverse psychology, and that’s because he used it on Lightning. The most idiotic person to ever compete on this show. Please, even Lindsay could convince him to do it.
(End of Confessional)
Sky: The rest of us should follow Lightning, because we are still part of the team. He also might not be able to carry the panda all the way to the top!
Harold: Actually Sky, pandas only weigh about-
Sky: I know, Harold! Shut up for once in your life!
DJ: Let’s go!
(Cuts to the Hasty Hawks arriving at the statue)
Chris: (Using his megaphone from the top of the staircase) Welcome to your final part of the challenge, first team to reach the top with their panda wins immunity!
Dakota: (Still carrying the panda) I’ve got this! (Starts running up the staircase)
Dawn: Please be careful!
(Dakota and Lighting race to the top of the staircase with their pandas)
Lightning: Sha-Lightning’s gonna shoot, sha-Lightning’s gonna score!
(Dakota starts to move ahead of Lightning as he starts losing energy)
Courtney: No! We can’t lose!
Sky: Who says we’re going to, DJ, Brick, you two are the second strongest members of our team, can you two take over for Lightning when he runs out of energy?
Brick: (Salutes to Sky) Sir yes sir! I mean ma’am!
DJ: (Hesitant) Yes… I can do it!
(Lightning continues running out of energy and starts to fall over, but Owen catches him as Brick and DJ grab hold of the panda and continue up the stairs.)
(Dakota continues running with the panda as the rest of her team follows her.)
Alejandro: Sí! We’re almost there keep going Dakota!
Max: Stop rooting for her! That pathetic blonde girl ruined my invention!
Dakota: Can you annoy me about that another time? I’m about to win for the team!
Max: I won’t stop until my plans to take over the world, I mean, win for my team, work! And you will not be able to ruin any of them! Mwahaha!
Dakota: That does it! (Stops running)
Heather: Dakota! What are you doing?
Tyler: Maybe she’s tired, it happens to me all the time.
Dawn: Oh no, I hope she’s not doing what I think she’s doing.
Dakota: Sorry Dawn, but I’m going to teach this short guy a lesson! (Throws the panda toward Max)
(The panda glares at Max while being thrown toward him remembering what he had done earlier)
Max: (Screams as he runs down the stairs with the panda chasing him)
Scarlett: With all due respect, Dakota, do you think you could have waited until we won? That seemed a bit harsh.
Dakota: Couldn’t help it, he’s an annoying jerk!
(The rest of the team glares at Dakota as Brick and DJ make it to the top with their panda)
Chris: And the Ferocious Falcons have won for the second time in a row! Hasty Hawks, you guys need to step up your game.
(The Ferocious Falcons cheer)
Owen: We won!
Sky: And we couldn’t have done it without DJ and Brick, the one who made our victory possible. Good work all of you!
Harold: Hey, I helped out too!
Sky: Actually, what you really did was-
Harold: I know what I really did!
Chef: (Sees the panda chasing Max at the bottom of the staircase) This just isn’t right! Panda’s seemed a lot nicer on cereal boxes!
Chris: Well, now that the challenge is done, we better get out of here.
(The Hasty Hawks all make it to the top of the stairs)
Dawn: Wait, before we leave, the pandas need to be returned to their homes and ours needs treatment.
Chris: Fine… To avoid being arrested for animal abuse, the pandas will be returned to their homes with special care. Interns, take them back!
(Cuts to the Elimination room of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet. The Hasty Hawks are all seated.)
Chris: All of you are losers for a reason and one of you is more of a loser than the rest of your team. It can only be determined by having you all vote tonight, one by one, each of you must vote in the confessional and then watch a second team member take the Drop of Shame.
(Confessional: Heather)
Heather: (Stamps a passport) I vote out Dakota for costing us the challenge!
(Confessional: Alejandro)
Alejandro: (Stamps a passport) My vote goes to Dakota, not only did she make us lose, but the radiation inside of her is a big advantage.
(Confessional: Izzy)
Izzy: (Stamps a passport) Ooh, I wonder which one I should stamp this time? Let’s go with the cool purple haired dude!
(Confessional: Dakota)
Dakota: (Stamps a passport) Max has to go!
(Confessional: Tyler)
Tyler: (Stamps a passport) Even though Dakota made us lose, she’s still a better team member than Max.
(Confessional: Max)
Max: (Stamps a passport) I will not let some blonde girl get in the way of any of my diabolical plans!
(Confessional: Dawn)
Dawn: (Stamps a passport) Sorry Dakota, but I have no respect for animal cruelty.
(Confessional: Lindsay)
Lindsay: (Stamps a passport) Matt wasn’t very nice to Danica, so I’m going to vote for him.
(Confessional: Scarlett)
Scarlett: (Stamps a passport) I vote for, um… I don’t know… I didn’t want to have to vote anyone off again!
(End of confessional)
Chris: Time to read the votes! The first one says… Max… Max…
(Dakota smiles as Max frowns)
Chris: Dakota… Dakota… Dakota…
(Max smiles as Dakota frowns)
Chris: Max… Dakota… Max…
(Dakota and Max glare at each other)
Chris: And the last vote is for….. Dakota! (Throws a parachute to Dakota)
Max: No hero can save you now, princess! Mwahaha!
Dakota: You know what, who cares? I’m out of here! This show is turning me into what I’m not, so I’m glad you guys voted for me. (Jumps out of the Total Drama Jumbo Jet) I’m coming Sam!
Chris: I’m not going to miss her. Two losses in a row, tough break for the Hawks! (Laughs) Will the Hawks finally be able to beat the Falcons? Can Max and Lightning still survive this show with team members that hate them? And will Max take over the world? Probably not! But we won’t know for sure until the next episode of Total Drama World Tour 2!
(Credits)
(Post Credits)
(Cuts to Dakota parachuting from the Total Drama Jumbo Jet)
Dakota: You know what, I’m not upset at all. Sure, the money would’ve been nice, but I can’t wait to get back home. Even though I’m back to my human self, I will not become shallow again, I’m going to become someone else. Sam is going to think I’m the best girlfriend ever when I come home and tell him I’d like to play video games with him. I can’t believe I never bothered to try them out before I was mutated.
(Dakota lands in a big city on Hong Kong Island)
Dakota: Okay, so before I go home, I’m going to see if I can do some shopping.
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